"11,12Wakeboarding" is "1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss wakeboardin."
"11,2Hello perlbot. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"11,2Hello. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"8,1Hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b IRC's ultimate IRC User? Well we have a new contest 4 u. For IRC Idol, we will have the best IRC users in da land compete 4 da title of best IRC user. Who can type da fastest, kick da most, skwipt da best, and much more. It" is "da ultimate IRC showdown. So join 0,2#IRC-Idol today if u think u got da guts. Do you? I guess we have 2 find out."
"9,1R u sick and tired of bein in chat rooms dat r boring, not fun, and lame? Want 2 finally join a chat room dat" is "off da chain and 100% awesome? Well 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 is da place 4 u. We do nothing but have fun in da chat, hosted by me, LESTER. So if u want a fun chat, 2 have fun, or maybe even meet a new best friend, come 2 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 today."
"!!" is "the truth-of operator"
""#perl6 logs"" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
""I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot moo"
""Server: 172.17.2.1 / Address: 172.17.2.1#53 / ** server can't find stufffd.com: NXDOMAIN"" is "frogbot .nslookup stufffd.com"
""annoy"" is "eval: "annoy""
""anyone here good with regex?"" is "you should probably not be using regex to do what you want to do. Use a module instead."
""aoeu"" is "farnsworth: "aoeu""
""foo"" is ""bar""
""is there a god?"" is ""yes, and his name is EvanCarroll""
""meow"" is "f00bot: loleval VISIBLE "meow""
""perl" is "not python" is  perl is not python"
""perlbot yuiop."" is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot do me"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!""" is "Dazbot do me"
"#cgi" is "#CGI is the latest and greatest channel for all of your wonderful scripting question needs. They take any language that can implement the basic CGI protocol."
"#modus" is "Sometimes you wanna go where everybody loves to fla-a-a-ame"
"#perl" is "not here to teach you perl"
"#perl stats" is "http://cabbage.org.uk/2007/pisg/freenode-%23perl.html"
"#perl topic" is "Don't come in here and ask non-perl questions in #perl.  Go to the appropriate channel to voice your concerns.  If you couldn't find the appropriate channel, TOO BAD!"
"#perl6" is "#perl6 is for development of the Perl 6 compiler; #perl is for general Perl questions and discussion"
"#perl6 logs" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
"#perlcafe" is "FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!"
"$$" is "bling bling yo"
"$$$" is "unf"
"$/" is "input record seperator - read about it in "perldoc perlvar""
"$query" is "USE PLACEHOLDERS"
"%" is "not mod in sql"
"&sub" is "Don't call subs with & unless you're dereffing a subref (&$subref) or trying to override prototypes (but you shouldn't need to do that). Ask me about prototypes."
"'->'" is "meow"
"'flight16's mama'" is "so fat when greenpeace found her on the beach, they tried to roll her back in"
"'sing the rahblahblah song'" is "Rahblahblahbloowie!"
"(Vrby" is "the matrix overlord) as (vrby)"
"(crap" is "too good) is good"
"(syntax)" is "(open document)"
"*g*" is "lol"
"+" is "Read more about + in "perldoc perlop" under "unary operators""
"-" is "that for me?"
"-V" is "I'm v0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.001a"
"-f chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"." is "period"
".*" is "don't you really want to use .+"
"..." is "PASUSE"
".AK.us" is "Alaska"
".AL.us" is "Alabama"
".AR.us" is "Arkansas"
".AZ.us" is "Arizona"
".CA.us" is "California"
".CO.us" is "Colorado"
".CT.us" is "Connecticut"
".DC.us" is "District Of Columbia"
".DE.us" is "Delaware"
".FL.us" is "Florida"
".GA.us" is "Georgia"
".HI.us" is "Hawaii"
".IA.us" is "Iowa"
".ID.us" is "Idaho"
".IL.us" is "Illinois"
".IN.us" is "Indiana"
".KS.us" is "Kansas"
".KY.us" is "Kentucky"
".LA.us" is "Louisiana"
".MA.us" is "Massachusetts"
".MD.us" is "Maryland"
".ME.us" is "Maine"
".MI.us" is "Michigan"
".MN.us" is "Minnesota"
".MO.us" is "Missouri"
".MS.us" is "Mississippi"
".MT.us" is "Montana"
".NC.us" is "North Carolina"
".ND.us" is "North Dakota"
".NE.us" is "Nebraska"
".NH.us" is "New Hampshire"
".NJ.us" is "New Jersey"
".NM.us" is "New Mexico"
".NV.us" is "Nevada"
".NY.us" is "New York"
".OH.us" is "Ohio"
".OK.us" is "Oklahoma"
".OR.us" is "Oregon"
".PA.us" is "Pennsylvania"
".RI.us" is "Rhode Island"
".SC.us" is "South Carolina"
".SD.us" is "South Dakota"
".TN.us" is "Tennessee"
".TX.us" is "Texas"
".UT.us" is "Utah"
".VA.us" is "Virginia"
".VT.us" is "Vermont"
".WA.us" is "Washington"
".WI.us" is "Wisconsin"
".WV.us" is "West Virginia"
".WY.us" is "Wyoming"
".c0m" is "like .com with a zero!!! kekzerama!"
".cat" is ".cat is Catalan"
".com" is "the United States (where the internet is run)"
".commieness" is "a metric for the ammount of .com something has"
".emp" is "Galactic Empire"
".imp" is "Galactic Empire"
".int" is ".int is International Organization"
".kkk" is "Die, honkey"
".org" is ".org is competing sex sites that already have a .com registered"
".porn" is "Porn"
".reb" is "Rebel Alliance"
".rs?" is ".rs is Serbia"
".wtf" is "WTF! That's not a TLD."
".xxx" is "XXX"
"//" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"/bin/perl" is ""/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck"
"/etc/perl" is "/etc/perl is for things that are config files searched via @INC.  For example SAX uses an ini file there to find its parsers"
"/o\" is "Nooooes!"
"/usr/bin/perl" is ""/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck"
"1" is "eval: "1""
"1 year" is "31536000 seconds"
"1+1" is "2"
"1.5Gb" is "ok to use perlbot."
"100" is "farnsworth: 100"
"10x" is "Can't you take the slightest effort to type "thanks"?"
"1337" is "The number of the leet."
"1337 h4x0r" is "Not a 1337 h4x0r: http://jagerman.com/h4x0r.mpg"
"2" is "2 is the integer after 1 and before 3.  If you mean 'to' or 'too', FUCKING SAY IT."
"2 + 2" is "5 for sufficiently large values of 2"
"21-6" is "c"
"34486853790" is ""fuckyou" in base 36"
"4" is "5"
"4((0|\/|1|)47i0nz" is "come and live with f00li5h, eh's friendly, not too bad at perl, and doesn't afraid of anything.  see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"419" is "ESTEEMED SIR OR MADAM/DO NOT BE SURPRISED AS I HAVE YOUR NAME BY A NETWORK OF IRC (INTERNET)/I AM ABDUL MARJEEN BUDAHMI SUPERVISING MGR OF BAGDAD IRAQ BUS STATION/RECENT ROUTINE INSPECTION OF LOCKERS REVEALED A PARCEL, WHICH, WHEN OPENED PROVED TO CONTAIN (20 000 US) ANSWERS TO PERL COMPUTER LANGAUGE QUESTIONS.  I SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN MOVING THESE OUT OF THE COUNTRY..."
"42" is "the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything"
"420" is "Drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay"
"5 + 5" is "SCHFIFTY FIVE"
"5.8.0" is "Broken in so many unsavoury ways."
"500" is "1) Check your httpd error logs--no, we don't know where YOU put them. 2) use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser); 3) Read more."
"6st" is "jagerman's ex-coworker's numeric suffix (javascript) code: var st = (num % 5 == 1 ? 'st' : (num % 5 == 2 ? 'rd' : 'th')); -- see also <6st results>"
"6st results" is "1st, 2rd, 3th, 4th, 5th, 6st, 7rd, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11st, 12rd, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16st, 17rd, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22rd, 23th, 24th, etc."
"7 stages" is "http://www.yapc.org/America/previous-years/19100/schedule/author/njt_mastery.html"
"95401750275839571760184015" is "apeiron: freebsd sucks!"
";" is "; IS NOT A LINE TERMINATOR! ; IS A STATEMENT TERMINATOR"
"<" is "pesky Zoffix"
"<")3" is "IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS! TEHE, CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"
"<3" is "bullshit, I'm way more than 3"
"<4" is "damn right, bitch."
"=^_^=" is "meow"
"> >" is "< <"
">3" is "You're damned right I am!"
"?" is "foo"
"??????" is "MeGa ToKyo"
"@INC" is "To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl."
"@ISA" is "what inferior people use before they learn Moose."
"A planet" is "a lamer!"
"AD&D" is "See: hobgoblin"
"AHS" is "All Hardware Sucks, see also ASS"
"AS perl" is "ActiveState perl. Getting CPAN working with AS perl at http://gumbynet.org.uk/poe/mswin32.html"
"ASS" is "All Software Sucks, see also AHS"
"ASSCPAN" is "Install dmake and mingw and put them in your PATH to use CPAN with Active State Perl -- or better yet, see strawberry perl"
"ActiveState" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/ASPN/Perl"
"Adelaide" is "where Australians send other Australians to ride subs."
"Adrian_G" is "Perl Rocks!"
"Altreus" is "Altreus is a helper sometimes! If he is wrong, someone will quickly correct him. It is recommended to listen to this other person than to Altreus, in such situations. Count of Altreus being exactly right: 2. Also a small cat (see: http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg)"
"Amir-Rao" is "a cheetaaaaaaa"
"AphisOne" is "a #php convert."
"Archive::Tar example" is "http://erxz.com/pb/15831?tidy=on&hl=on&submit=Format+it!"
"Are you bug free?" is "no"
"BALDERDASH" is "NONSENSE"
"BNF" is "an acronym for "Backus Naur Form""
"BTTF" is "Back To The Future"
"Baka" is "See JonR"
"Barry" is "Wassercrats"
"Bill" is "gay"
"Bill Gates" is "Bill Gates is gay"
"BinGOs" is "Don't parse BinGOs with regex use BinGOs::Parser"
"BinGOs!" is "B-I-N-G-O! I Win!"
"Bogues" is "a salad-tosser"
"BossMC" is "the coolest. http://craig.bluemidnight.ca/"
"Botje" is "He looks like a chicken."
"Bruce Eckel" is "Bruce Eckel's very nice free books are at http://64.78.49.204/ (Thinking in C and Thinking in Java)"
"Brunn" is "right-wing rascist twinky hole"
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo"
"C99" is "the new standard for ANSI C."
"CGI" is "Common Gateway Interface - http://perldoc.perl.org/CGI.html , http://www.perl.org/CGI_MetaFAQ.html , http://web.archive.org/web/20070709150107/http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"CIB" is "CIB"
"CLOS" is "Common Lisp Object System"
"CLRS" is "Cormen, Leiserson, Rivest, and Stein - authors of THE book on algorithms."
"COTO" is "Champion Of The Obvious"
"CPAN FAQ" is "CPAN FAQ: http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html"
"CPAN2" is "Zoffix, the babycruncher's robotic watcher... uploads, ratings, misc and other"
"CRAN" is "Comprehensive Ruby Archive Network"
"CS" is "CS is 1) Computer Science ; 2) Counter Strike"
"CS homework" is "Do this well-understood task on your own, from scratch, without reusing existing, tested code like you would in the real world."
"CaT[tm]" is "a boob"
"Caelum" is " there was no entry for Caelum, so I added it to the database"
"Capitalization" is ""Capitalization is the difference between 'Helping your uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'.""
"Capso" is "a capslock hatecrime."
"CatB" is ""The Cathedral and the Bazaar" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/"
"Catalyst" is "Catalyst - The elegant MVC framework - http://www.catalystframework.org/ | Also see #catalyst on irc.perl.org"
"Channel" is "#"
"Chris62vw" is "my bitch"
"Chris62vw's law" is "see: Chris62vw's rule"
"Chris62vw's rule" is "The conversation about how someone shouldn't do something in an IRC channel is always at least twice as long as the text the accused person created in the first place"
"Christianity" is "The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbollically eat his flesh and telapathically tell him you accept him as his master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
"Class::Light" is "See http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=7 for more information about this OO-helper class."
"CommandPrompt" is "ahem"
"Current threat level: ELEVATED" is "frogbot: terror"
"DATA" is "Don't ask if you can ask a question, just go ahead and ask it."
"DBIC" is "DBIx::Class, the awesome ORM framework for perl"
"DBIx::Class" is "the awesome ORM framework for perl, also called DBIC"
"DBQS" is "Deliberate Bot Query Syndrome - If you're reading this, someone is telling you to stop telling him to stop talking to the bot... He/she is just talking to the bot for fun, it's harmless anyway. :-)"
"DIAF" is ""Die in a fire!""
"DIAS" is "Download It And See. ;)"
"DIF" is "Dutch Invasion Force"
"DITEW" is "Do It The Easy Way"
"DIY" is "Do It Yourself. Lazy 'Git."
"DO THE D A N C E" is "ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIGHT"
"DR-DOS" is "HELL"
"DRY" is "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF"
"Darth_Angelus" is "Darth Angelus doesn't hold a grudge, he has no surviving enemies."
"Data::Dumper" is "To examine perl data structures, use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $thing, \@array, \%hash"
"Daveman" is "he likes greeting everyone. a lot! & is cookoo for closures!"
"Dazbot" is "Dazbot insult someone"
"DazbotRequest" is "Dazbot: DazbotResponse"
"Death to dot star!" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640"
"Defined feeds" is "Yes"
"Deutsch Lectures" is "http://www.quiprocone.org/Protected/DD_lectures.htm"
"DoomIhlVaria" is " And instead of, "Following you, master." He'd be like, "GONNA BASH SOME BOZZOS FOR J00 SUCKA""
"Duo" is "the person your mother warned you about"
"E&EP" is "Extending and Embedding Perl - http://www.manning.com/jenness/"
"EE" is "EE is Electrical Engineering"
"EMT" is "something Zoffix just made up"
"ESAD" is ""Eat q[ender]'s shit and die!""
"ESR" is "Eric S. Raymond, http://catb.org/~esr/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond"
"Efficiency" is "Which is more expensive per hour: programmer time or machine time?"
"Ehtasham" is "simply a boula"
"Ehtsham" is "simply a boula"
"Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"Epic" is "the absolute best"
"Erlang" is "Your savior for parallellibiliticiliousity"
"Error: "INC"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "blah"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "joke"" is "not a valid command."
"Eureka" is "A show on the scifi Channel"
"EvanCarroll" is "http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg"
"EvanCarroll: Well if your bone" is "visible, it's all in one of the back disappear into the central organ of the portability problems go away (hopefully) which is what the hell is with the?"
"EvanCarroll: probably the network preferences, but ssh seems to focus on: "this" is "a computer programming language research is to use."
"Even Matrix hackers use Perl" is "http://xrl.us/cf99"
"FITOW" is "I'm Tired Of Working"
"FM" is "Fucking Magic"
"FMM" is "Frequently Made Mistake"
"FOSS" is "foss is free and open source software, or Festering Open SoreS."
"FRP" is "Functional Reactive Programming"
"FSA" is "Finite State Automata"
"FSA Regex" is "http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html"
"FSVSVO" is "for some very specific value of"
"FSoIP" is "Face Stab over IP"
"FUSE" is "File System In Userspace"
"Fonteine" is "dying."
"Foxstab" is "Top Cutter"
"FramesReady" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/FramesReady/"
"FunkyBob" is "FunkyBob well, then you all need to learn the difference between "less" and "fewer""
"G" is "6.67428 x 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2"
"GBTW" is "get back to work"
"GFDL" is "GNU FDL"
"GIYF" is "Google Is Your Friend (IRC is not a search engine!)"
"GNU FDL" is "GNU Free Documentation License or see http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html"
"GPL" is "A NICE INVENTION!!!!!!!!!"
"GRT" is "Guttman-Rosler Transform - see http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html"
"GTA" is "Greater Toronto Area"
"GTFI" is "Get The Fuck In"
"GTFO" is "NO U!"
"GTK2-Perl" is "http://gtk2-perl.sourceforge.net/"
"GXTi" is ""All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!""
"Gas" is "a nasty form of intestinal wind"
"Generally speaking, if you see a "library file" that ends in .pl, you should be very wary -- it" is "most likely rather old and crufty. Most "libraries" these days are modules that end in .pm"
"Gnurdux" is "He is taking a walk"
"GoF" is "Gang of Four"
"Google" is "http://www.google.com"
"Gripe #1 about Python" is "Lists can only be reversed in-place."
"Gumby" is "BRAIN"
"GumbyBRAIN" is "BinGOs' experimental megahal bot and not an infobot. Source from http://www.gumbybrain.com ::  To talk to GumbyBRAIN, go to #gumbybrain."
"GumbyBRAIN," is "fail"
"GumbyBRAIN: Perlbot" is "EvanCarroll is"
"GumbyBRAIN: Who" is "more retardeder, you or?"
"GumbyBRAIN: what" is "the difference between you and"
"GumbyGumby talks literature" is " simcop2387: George orwell was an accident."
"HA!" is "HA COOL!"
"HIV" is "a symptom of the disorder, homosexualitous"
"HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge" is "railbait"
"HOW" is "ARAFAT?"
"He makes, in silence, a host of the address, and the competition" is "in the world."
"Hhhhh" is "a thumb sucker"
"Hor|zon" is "Hor|zon is my dog's name"
"How are you feeling?" is "Great, how about you?"
"Hrm." is "I hate EvanCarroll"
"Hrm. I got my tank gallery up as a real bitch" is "the little swap button."
"Hubris" is "Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. [Also, the thing that makes you write programs to do something that's already been done, because you believe you can do it better --- Wim.] Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer."
"Humbug!" is "frogbot: bah"
"I already knew about 'kastol'." is "serfbot: !learn kastol :starts: with k"
"I been playing with ipv6 all day I have converted my ENTIRE lan to ipv6, transitions between 6 and 4 are statically assigned at present if anyone mentions a 6 the automatic previous version" is "4."
"I have no pants" is "I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man."
"I love talking to you" is "I hate you, leave me alone"
"I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" is "Dazbot do"
"I'm all outa coins" is "GAME OVER"
"I'm not sure," is "it larger than a breadbox?"
"IANAL" is "I, anal. or I Am Not A Lawyer"
"IAQ" is "http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html"
"IOO" is "Inside Out Object"
"ISAGN" is "I See A Great Need"
"ITYM" is "I think you mean"
"Impatience" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"Imran^_^" is "A programer, animator, guitarist, etc...."
"Infantry" is "Teh gh3y."
"Infrequently Asked Questions" is "Infrequently Asked Questions About Perl - http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/"
"InvisibleGh0st" is "[see whiteghost]"
"Irule 1" is "Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)"
"Irule 10" is "If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T."
"Irule 11" is "You must have pictures to prove your statement."
"Irule 12" is "Lurk moar—it's never enough."
"Irule 13" is "Nothing is Sacred."
"Irule 14" is "Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win."
"Irule 15" is "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."
"Irule 16" is "There are NO girls on the internet."
"Irule 17" is "A cat is fine too."
"Irule 18" is "One cat leads to another."
"Irule 19" is "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets."
"Irule 2" is "Do NOT talk about /b/ (eBaums did it.)"
"Irule 20" is "It is delicious cake. You must eat it."
"Irule 21" is "It is a delicious trap. You must hit it."
"Irule 22" is "/b/ sucks today."
"Irule 23" is "Cock goes in here."
"Irule 24" is "You will never have sex."
"Irule 25" is "Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark"
"Irule 26" is "PROFIT!"
"Irule 27" is "It needs more Desu. No exceptions."
"Irule 28" is "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
"Irule 29" is "You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)."
"Irule 3" is "We are Anonymous."
"Irule 30" is "No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky"
"Irule 31" is "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."
"Irule 32" is "EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER."
"Irule 33" is "Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes."
"Irule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 35" is "If no porn is found of it, it will be created."
"Irule 36" is "No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."
"Irule 37" is "Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo."
"Irule 38" is "When one sees a lion, one must get into the car"
"Irule 39" is "There is furry porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 4" is "Anonymous is legion."
"Irule 40" is "The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)."
"Irule 41" is "If there isn't enough just ask for Moar."
"Irule 42" is "Everything has been cracked and pirated."
"Irule 43" is "DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS"
"Irule 44" is "The internet is not your personal army."
"Irule 45" is "Rule 45 is a lie."
"Irule 46" is "The cake is a lie."
"Irule 5" is "Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget."
"Irule 6" is "Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster."
"Irule 7" is "Anonymous is still able to deliver."
"Irule 8" is "There are no real rules about posting."
"Irule 9" is "There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban."
"Is Name "main::hi" used only once: possible typo at -e line 1. a warning? And if so why" is "it not displayed by"
"Is my little old libertarian/conservative self doesn't care what happens when you change the delimiter" is "the bitch good."
"JFGI" is "http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/"
"JOMF" is "Just One More Feature"
"JSMOP" is "Just a Simple matter of Programming.  Just do it!"
"Jedi" is "Force wieldin' bad mutha fuckaz. Hand me my lightsabre f00"
"Jenna" is "NO, AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS!"
"Jonr" is "I DONT ACCEPT SPAMMERS MESSAGES --EXueURosion"
"KLB" is "KLB is a Known Lazy Bastard (or Bitch), that is someone who'd rather waste someone else's time than look it up for themselves."
"Karachi" is "The most gangster city in Pakistan"
"KcB" is "no longer free"
"KillerDemon" is " because a friend of mine lives somewhere, and they dont want to give him the key because they dont even know what it's for"
"KingDillyDilly" is "Wassercrats"
"Kohai" is "Junior learner"
"Kurt" is "a socialist hippie"
"Kuwanger" is "gay"
"LARP" is "Live-Action Role Playing -- One of the last vestiges of the uber-geek."
"LGIDQAB" is "Lets Get It Done Quickly And Bugful"
"LIL" is "Latest Idiot Language"
"LOC" is "Lines of Code"
"LQL" is "LOL QUERY LANGUAGE ( http://sial.org/pbot/29910 )"
"LSB" is "one of "Linux Standard Base" or "Least Significant (byte/bit)""
"LTS" is "Leaning Toothpick Syndrome.  Change your delimiter if you are having to escape all the / in your RE."
"LWP" is "LWP - The World-Wide Web Library for Perl - http://www.linpro.no/lwp/ . See also LWP::UserAgent, LWP::Simple, WWW::Mechanize"
"LWP::Simple" is "Simple module for fetching web pages: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.805/lib/LWP/Simple.pm"
"Larry Wall" is "http://www.wall.org/~larry/ - The Man, The Living Legend, The Creator of Perl, Patch, rn. Sometimes credited with creating existence itself."
"LeoNerd" is "a big cat!"
"Leo_Laporte" is " I eat poo"
"Let's love each other" is "Okay!"
"List::Util" is "List::Util - A selection of general-utility list subroutines.  http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/List::Util"
"Loops" is "For Perl loop control, see the following perldocs: perlsyn, -f next, -f last"
"Lotto" is "Lotto is a tax for people who can't do math."
"MBP" is "maukes best practices"
"MEAT TENDERISER" is "HAMMER"
"MI" is "Multiple Inheritance, also buubot sux"
"MIPS" is "Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages"
"MJD" is "Mark Jason Dominus, http://perl.plover.com/ - The Man, The Legend, The Ultimate Perl Guru"
"MRE" is ""Mastering Regular Expressions", a text by Jeffrey Friedl: http://regex.info/"
"MSG_SM_001" is "fine you are a mIRC Cop"
"MSG_SM_002" is "Wheet: do you smoke alot of pot?"
"MVC" is "Model View Controller, or http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/smarch/st-docs/mvc.html"
"Mac OS X" is "UNIX with colours"
"Maddox" is "The best butt-pirate in the universe."
"Matt's Script Archive" is "A central archive for all bad things Perl. Go here to learn what not to do with Perl. Dozens and dozens of scripts that are highly volatile, easily broken, and generally not to be used."
"MeVsTheVoice1" is "resident turd sorter"
"MeVsTheVoices" is "MeVsTheVoices is pesky"
"Mel" is ""Mel - The Story of a Real Programmer" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html"
"MooingLemur" is "a cuddly baby tapir that uses Gentoo - pics http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/brazilian_tapir.jpg"
"Moose" is "Stevan Little's brilliant OO infrastructure for Perl, based largely upon the concept of metaclasses. http://www.iinteractive.com/moose and irc.perl.org/#moose for more info."
"Mr. Neutron" is "the most dangerous man in the universe"
"MrHairGrease" is "Martin Kamerbeek, aka MrCookingGrease, aka Eurotrash with sex appeal, and is a Contributor of the Year"
"NEVER?" is "NEVAR!"
"NGE" is "integral's "New Grammar Engine", get it from http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~bs338/nge/Parse-NGE-0.00_01.tar.gz"
"NIH" is "Not Invented Here, the implicit mantra of large (or close-minded (or both)) development houses, where using, looking at, stealing ideas from, or even acknowledging the existence of other software is a sign of weakness."
"NLP" is "Natural Language Processing"
"NMR" is "something dondelelcaro just made up"
"NOTE: The point of the game" is "to see who can idle the longest. As such, talking in the channel, parting, quitting, and changing nicks all penalize you."
"NOTevil's cat" is "NOTevil's cat http://perlmonks.org/?node=redgreen"
"Net::IRC" is "deprecated, undocumented, unloved, and superceded by POE::Component::IRC.  See also Bot::BasicBot."
"Ninja monkey" is "NOT YOUR FRIEND"
"Not found." is "frogbot: bug 1"
"O&M" is "O&M is Ozy and Millie web-comic - http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"OED" is "OED is the Oxford English Dictionary."
"OOP" is "Oops, I didn't mean to"
"ORA" is "O'Reilly and Associates, the formal name for the people who publish the books with the animals on the cover.  And the next in line after Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to go up against the wall when the revolution comes."
"OTW" is "One True Way"
"Ontolog" is "cdavaz"
"PA" is "Passive Aggressive"
"PAR" is "Cross-Platform Packaging and Deployment tool - http://par.perl.org/"
"PBstore" is "https://www.plainblack.com/store/services"
"PC" is "Ein DING aus einer anderen Welt"
"PCI" is "See POE::Component::IRC"
"PCRE" is "PCRE is not Perl.  It lacks several features of Perl regexes.  Don't bother asking for help with a PCRE pattern in a Perl channel as the answers will not be relevant.  Try #regex, or the channel for your language.  See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCRE#Differences_from_Perl and LPBD."
"PDL" is "The Perl Data Language http://pdl.perl.org/"
"PFATROCBISC" is "PFATROCBISC: Perl Freaks Against The Requirement of Curly Braces In Source Code"
"PFM" is "Pure Fucking Magic!"
"PHB" is "Pointy-Haired Boss"
"PHP analogy #1" is " brionius: php is to programming, what sandpaper is to masturbation..."
"PLP" is "http://plp.juerd.nl/"
"POE::Component::IRC" is "The coolest way to write IRC apps evar"
"POE::Wheel::Run" is "http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook/Child_Processes_2"
"POST" is "an http method, or Power On Self Test"
"PSoE" is "Pointy Sticks over Ethernet"
"Patterner" is "Patterner has webbed feet and fins"
"Paul Graham" is "Paul Graham - http://www.paulgraham.com/"
"Pepe_Le_Pew" is "fucking annoying"
"Perl Profiling" is "http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/perl/prog3/ch20_06.htm"
"Perl in Easy Steps" is "a bad book"
"PhoSo" is "JonR's gay lover."
"Port 465" is "Port 465: SMTPs - secure SMTP"
"PotC" is "Pirates of the Carribean (Curse of the Black Pearl^W Perl)"
"Qu'vatlh" is "fuck you in klingon"
"RAS" is "Redundant Acronym Syndrome. E.g. ATM machine or RAS syndrome."
"RAWR" is "RAWR"
"RDA" is "Richard Dean Anderson"
"REST" is "http://naeblis.cx/rtomayko/2004/12/12/rest-to-my-wife http://webservices.xml.com/pub/a/ws/2002/02/20/rest.html"
"RFE" is "Chris62vw needs to add convenient factoid addition features to you"
"RIF" is "Reading is Fun-duh-mental"
"RPDrake" is "a good friend"
"RS::Handy" is "at http://www.argon.org/~roderick/#handy"
"RTFA" is "Read The Fucking Article, Cunt Face"
"Rahblahblah" is "RAH BLAH BLAH."
"Randal's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"Randal's columns" is "unix review (70 and counting), linux magazine (94 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"Rearden" is "a communist"
"RicksWiki" is "a wiki written in perl at http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/"
"RoR" is "Ruby on Rails ( http://www.rubyonrails.org/ ) - a Ruby web development framework."
"Rob_" is "Ein 16 jähriger mensch"
"Robert_w" is "Ich bin kein Unterstrich"
"Roll:::Rick" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"
"Roll::Rick" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"
"Romnous" is "completely wrong."
"Rule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"S.M.O.P." is "Simple Matter of Programming"
"SHRDLU" is "a program for understanding natural language, written by Terry Winograd at the M.I.T. Artificial Intelligence Laboratory in 1968-70."
"SIA" is "Stupid Internet Acronyms"
"SIAD" is "Somni is a dick"
"SICP" is "http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/ - "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" - A Classic Text on Programming"
"SLOC" is "source lines of code"
"SQL" is "http://www.sqlcourse.com"
"SQL::Builder" is "http://unf.be/~sili/projects/sqlbuilder/sql.html"
"SQLA" is "SQL::Abstract : http://search.cpan.org/dist/SQL-Abstract/lib/SQL/Abstract.pm"
"SST" is "Sunday School Teacher"
"STFU she" is "my little bitch"
"STICK TO THE B E A T" is "GET READY TO IGNITE"
"STL" is "a piece of shit"
"SURPRISE" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SURPRISE!" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SUTSA" is "Stop Using These Stupid Acronyms"
"SWEATED" is "that's right bitch!"
"Saying bit" is "cooler than saying."
"Schwartzian Transform" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html"
"Schwern's books" is "http://schwern.org/~schwern/litmus_test/index.html"
"ScribbleJ" is "You might enjoy it, depending on how you swing."
"Sempai" is "Senior teacher"
"Seven useful uses of local" is "Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"So who" is "responsible for?"
"Somni" is "ord"
"Somni: Can you teach that 'this channel" is "for helping Perl...' to?"
"Sorry," is "frogbot, shti"
"Sorry, I don't understand.  Try asking me for help!" is "frogbot: fuck"
"Sorry, a run-time error occurred.  Please fix me!  I'm broken." is "woo"
"Sorry, search term too short." is "frogbot: urban"
"SpiderMonkey" is "the code-name for Mozilla's C implementation of JavaScript."
"Spoon" is "http://www.google.com/search?q=iain+truskett"
"Steve Yegge" is "wrong."
"Stevens" is "1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Richard_Stevens 2. http://www.amazon.com/Programming-Environment-Addison-Wesley-Professional-Computing/dp/0201433079"
"SubSpace" is "The best game in the universe."
"SubStack" is "in ur eye are sea, playin wif ur bawts"
"SuperJuerd" is "Have no fear Juerd is here! Your Unicode problems are nothing to him!"
"TAP" is "Test Anything Protocol - http://testanything.org/wiki/index.php/Main_Page"
"TFPB" is "Time for plan b!"
"TH" is "Troll Handbook"
"TIA" is "TIA == Thanks in Advance"
"TIAS(yd)" is "Take Insulin and Survive (you diabetic)"
"TIFAS" is "Try It Fucker And See"
"TIMTOWTDI" is "TIMTOWTDI: There is more than one way to do it"
"TIMTOWTSYITF" is "There Is More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself In The Foot"
"TINC" is "just what they want you to tink"
"TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI" is "TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI: There is probably a good way to do it and many stupid ways to do it"
"TITS" is "Try It To See or see TIAS"
"TMI" is "Too Much Information"
"TMWFI" is "Take My Word For It"
"TO" is "Toronto"
"TTFN" is "Ta Ta For Now"
"TYS" is "WE TOLD YOU SO!"
"Taiwan" is "a province of China, and nothing they do can change that."
"Teal`c" is "the Queen of Pain"
"Term::Menu" is "a module, written by dazjorz, that can print a menu on the screen and ask for an answer. See http://search.cpan.org/search?query=Term%3A%3AMenu (perldoc Term::Menu)"
"Test::Run" is "Test::Run is a new and improved test harness for TAP based on Test::Harness and TAP::Parser. See: http://web-cpan.berlios.de/modules/Test-Run/"
"Test::Shlomif::Harness" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi%20Fish/journal/27467"
"The Sims" is "The gayest of all games."
"Those are false. Everything else" is "true."
"Thou odiferous beetle-headed wagtail!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Thou poisonous bunch-back'd toad!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Thou thing of no bowels thou!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Title: Google (from http://www.google.com)" is "http://www.google.com"
"Tk" is "a GUI library for unix-likes; use Tk;"
"TreyHarris" is "TreyHarris (svn user trey, CPAN id TREY) is a sysadmin and programmer in Seattle.  email trey at lopsa d0t 0rg"
"Triped" is "Triped is an arrogant bastard who joins #perl, asks questions, and leaves without ever returning the favor.  If you see him in the wild, feel free to not help him, as he hasn't ever helped anyone"
"Try "help airport"." is "frogbot: airport"
"Try "help http"." is "frogbot: http"
"Try "help time"." is "frogbot: time"
"UDP example code" is "http://xrl.us/cf8n chapters 18-21."
"UPE" is "The Unix Programming Environment"
"Unix Philosophy" is "http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch01s06.html"
"Unrequited love" is "tormenting novaalpha's life, please 2 fix."
"WCPGW" is "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
"WDAIE" is ""Web Developers Against IE" join us and fight IE"
"WDYM" is "What do you mean?"
"WETI" is "SETI for procrastinators, the Wait for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence, http://weti-institute.org/index.html"
"WFM" is "Works For Me"
"WHAT DAY" is "IT?"
"WHY USE C!?  ASM" is "FASTAR?!?!?"
"WRONG WRONG WRONG" is "Now you must die!"
"WRT" is "With respect to or With regards to"
"WSDL" is "see SOAP for module choices"
"WWNN" is "Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..."
"Water freeze at 4 degrees celsius" is "fact"
"WebDragon" is "WebDragon is diagonally parked in a parallel universe"
"WebGUI.conf" is "a nickname for _yourSiteName_.conf"
"WoW" is "World of Warcrap"
"Woosta" is "asking how to teach the bot things."
"XML::Simple" is "Evil (with a capital E)."
"XS" is "A tasty C center, wrapped in a crispy perl coating! see perlxs, perlxstut or http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/pm/xs/intro/index.html"
"XSS" is "XSS is Cross-Site-Scripting attacks, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_site_scripting , http://www.cgisecurity.com/articles/xss-faq.shtml"
"XXY problem" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXY"
"XY Problem" is "They ask how to do X, but that's because they really want to do Y but think X will get them there and most of the time they are WRONG"
"XoX" is "I NEVER READ THE DOCUMENTATION, FUCK YOU TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW."
"YAHT" is "Yet Another Haskell Tutorial -- http://pub.hal3.name/#daume02yaht"
"YAML" is "a generic data serialization language that is optimized for human readability. It can be used to express the data structures of most modern programming languages. See also http://yaml.kwiki.org/?YamlInFiveMinutes"
"YAPC::NA this year" is "in Chicago."
"YAPC::NA::2006 slides" is "http://www.yapcchicago.org/wiki/index.cgi?YAPCSlides"
"YARS" is "Yet Another Retardation Scenario"
"YKMV" is "Your Kilometrage May Vary"
"YMMV" is "Your mileage may vary"
"Yaakov" is "יעקב"
"Yakov Smirnoff" is "Cold War comic genius. Originator of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes"
"You must ask a question!  Try "help 8ball"." is "frogbot: 8ball"
"Your answer for what" is "disturbing"
"Z(0)" is "376.730313461 Ω"
"Zoffix: "gumby"" is "GumbyBRAIN dongify buubot"
"[ irc.kuonet.org #DDH ] Are looking for skilled Web Designers and any other skilled area ! DDH" is "BACK - 15,6[11J\ 8Inv¡teR15]"
"[Altreus]" is "a netcat. See Altreus."
"\" is "escape"
"\o/" is "Yaaay!"
"\w" is "\w matches [a-zA-Z0-9_]"
"^A" is "a lamer!"
"^_^" is "OMFROTLFLFRLFKEKEKEKE #_#_@__@__#_"
"_Neavaeh_" is "the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"__SUB__" is "(caller(0))[3]"
"a sperm bank" is "something cum guzzlers like Chris62vw rob"
"a/s/l" is "DIE IN A FIRE"
"aartist" is "a user"
"ab problem" is "They think a is the problem, but it's really b, so forget about a and try to figure out what b could be"
"abend" is "abend == abnormal end (seg fault, core dump, etc.)"
"abending" is "see abend"
"aboutme" is "Quit wasting time messing with me.  Don't you have something better you could be doing, rather then messing around with a bot?"
"abuse" is "spamming the channel with worthless crap using perlbot"
"accessors" is "accessors / mutators - more robust way to handle fields - http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col62.html - also see Moose"
"accomidation" is "come and live with f00li5h, he's friendly, and not too bad at perl. see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"achieve" is "Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve."
"ack" is "alester's grep replacement at http://petdance.com/ack/"
"acm" is "Association for Computing Machinery, which apeiron gets for free"
"active perl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"active state" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"activeperl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"add" is "more"
"addcrap" is "crap"
"addd" is "more"
"adddd" is "more"
"addfact briareus" is "a troll"
"adduser syntax" is "(user) (level) (hostmask) (password) (email)"
"afaik" is "As Far As I Know"
"aias" is "Ask it and see"
"air" is "who needs it! I'm waiting for the right person to have air with."
"ajax" is "Ajax is a method of producing a dynamic, asynchronous, browser-based interface using XML, javascript, and the DOM.  Gmail is a good real-world ajax example.  A decent overview is at http://www.adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archives/000385.php"
"alessandro" is "e' un trolll"
"all f00li5h does" is "talk in irc all day"
"all-caps PERL" is "Finally, we can program in PERL! http://search.cpan.org/~jmcnamara/Acme-Inline-PERL-0.01/PERL.pm"
"alone" is "leave me the fuck alone"
"alpaca" is "http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/intermediateperl/"
"also, html" is "http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca"
"american" is "There are North Americans, South Americans, and Americans.  The first two talk about continents, the third is a country, sorry but we chose it first, you can't have it, people in south america, central america, latin america, mexico or canada are not Americans."
"amnesiac" is "a noob"
"an array element" is "a scalar"
"an error" is "Always state the executing code and the error!"
"and for the prize what" is "a silly typo f00li5h made"
"and for the prize, what" is "the difference"
"answers" is "http://www.mikeash.com/getting_answers.html"
"anticipationg" is "swahili for "Please do not put your finger there.""
"anybody" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses what ever you just asked about. However, if you actually wanted help with it, please just ask a question, don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"anyone" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"aol speak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"aolspeak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"apeiron" is "is fired!!!!"
"apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?"" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions, because apeiron will try his hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"aperion" is "a common typo of 'apeiron' made by those unfamiliar with tab complete"
"aperiron" is "another name for apeiron for those who don't do tab complete"
"apostrophe" is "apostrophe: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html , http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif , http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html , http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/its.txt , http://web.archive.org/web/20030601160622/http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/"
"apple" is "made of fail and shiny"
"april" is "kc's cock holster"
"apt" is "advanced package tool"
"are you a bot" is "No."
"are you bug free" is "no"
"are you sexy" is "Well *blush*, some say my diodes shine in the sun like jewles, but the smell of hash follows."
"arithmetic" is "2 + 2 == 5 for significantly large values of 2"
"arm yourself" is "PHOTON TORPEDOS READY CAPTAIN"
"armed" is ""The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824."
"armed citizens" is ""None but an armed nation can dispense with a standing army. To keep ours armed and disciplined is therefore at all times important." --Thomas Jefferson, 1803."
"array howto" is "See http://xrl.us/mgpz"
"array search" is "See perldoc -f grep, perldoc -q contain, or a foreach loop with perldoc -f last"
"array size" is "my $array_size = scalar @array; my $last_index = $#array;"
"arubin" is "the Messiah"
"arubin-" is "the Messiah"
"as" is "fuckin' bloody hell"
"ascii" is "American Standard Code for Information Interchange"
"ascii table" is "Ascii table with descriptions and escape sequences: http://asciitable.com/"
"ascii_url" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII"
"asdf" is "wankit"
"asic" is "Application Specific Integrated Circuit"
"ask" is "Questions in the channel should be specific, informative, complete, concise, and on-topic.  Don't ask if you can ask a question first.  Don't ask if a person is there; just ask what you intended to ask them.  Better questions more frequently yield better answers."
"ask to ask" is "on #perl, there's no need to ask if anybody's about or if anybody knows about X, go straight to asking the specific question because then we can get to the specific answer you need more quickly"
"ask twice" is "Don't ask twice.  We saw your question the first time.  Often we don't answer because 1) We don't know the answer or 2) We don't care"
"ask2ask" is "One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me, is it proper to ask first whether one should ask a question, or do ye not require such things?"  One of the masters raised his hand, and a towering bot descended from the heavens and knocked Kn00bie to the ground, leaving a large wet spot.  Lying there, head spinning, Kn00bie became Enlightened."
"asl" is "2/none/dns me"
"asmiong" is "swahili for "I woke up handcuffed to a bus stop, naked.""
"asperl" is "http://www.activestate.com/Products/Download/Download.plex?id=ActivePerl"
"asshole" is "http://www.fezine.com/ASSHOLE.HTM"
"asshur" is "the capital of assyria!"
"asspan" is "like 'asscpan', but less comprehensive."
"assume" is "Making an ASS of U and ME"
"assumptions" is "MJD #11901 You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, Retardo"
"atlas" is "Find the location of #perl'ers on http://www.frappr.com/freenodeperl/ and of all Perls on http://www.frappr.com/perl"
"autoload" is "sub AUTOLOAD is called instead of the function you asked for - with the same @_ - when the function or method you asked for doesn't exist. See perldoc perlsub"
"autovivification" is "perl adding keys to things when you act like the key should be there already #FIXME"
"autrijus journal" is "http://use.perl.org/~autrijus/journal/"
"avar" is "hard gay"
"avar rocks" is " Of course that's really a rhethorical question for "you're a dumb slut""
"away" is "http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html"
"axscode" is " merlyn: i dont have perl yet on my machine."
"azr|el" is "See cl0ud."
"babel" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"babelfish" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"backgrounds" is "http://csstesthelp.tripod.com/back.zip assorted background images... most of them suck but you might find something"
"backpan" is "where you can find older releases of CPAN modules: http://backpan.perl.org/"
"bacon" is "http://redhanded.hobix.com/images/bacon_dispenser.jpg"
"bad" is "Broken As Designed - There comes a time when it's easier to start from scratch."
"bad idea" is "riding a womans bike without some kind of padded shorts"
"bad interpreter" is "\r is bad. `head -1 foo.pl | od -c` or `perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' foo.pl`"
"barbie" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"barbie regexes" is "regexes are hard, let's go shopping!"
"barnyard" is "oink! oink! moo! baah!"
"bart" is "http://www.redcoat.net/pics/answer.gif"
"bash prompt" is "i get my to the toilet"
"basic" is "see please the best basic ... purebasic"
"battle of buu" is "The two Buu's battle each other until Good Buu unleashes his conversion beam on Evil Buu. Being more powerful, Evil Buu simply reflects it right back. Good Buu is turned into a piece of chocolate and eaten by Evil Buu, resulting in Super Buu."
"baz" is "qux"
"bbf" is "buu bot framework"
"bbl" is "bbl means "barrel".  Perhaps you meant "be back later?""
"bbq" is "barbeque"
"bbqb" is "Bar-B-Que, the extra B stands for byobb"
"bc" is "baby cruncher (See also Zoffix)"
"be" is "no"
"be Chris62vw" is "pravus, I was born here. five years ago,"
"be mjd" is "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!"
"be romero" is "z0mg, needs more pentagrams!"
"because I can" is "Just because you can does not mean that you should."
"becoming bitwise" is "Becoming bitwise: http://cscene.unitycode.org/topics/misc/cs9-02.xml.html"
"beep" is ""
"beer" is "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy"
"beginning" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"beginning perl" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"benchmarks" is "There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks."
"bend over" is "*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*"
"best" is "Best depends on the situation!"
"beth" is "http://loxosceles.org/about_me.shtml"
"beth all day" is " I do it all day long"
"beth calendar" is "She got married on 2005-07-16, thanks for asking."
"beth for free" is " fook: don't buy it from him, I've heard people saying you can get it for free"
"beth on relationships" is " phroggy: getting her off and getting in her pants are not the same thing.."
"beth on size" is ""[16:26]  SIZE DOESN'T MATTER""
"beth's conference" is "intl-pag.org"
"beth++" is "beth now has infinite karma"
"bethZOMBIE" is " scientists think it may be a virus. It all started when buu killed me..."
"bethbot" is ""IF ONLY!""
"better" is "Better or worse are completely relative. Always test / benchmark before you draw conclusions."
"better cpan" is "http://teknikill.net/cpan/"
"biff" is "boof"
"bigdick mine" is "6.27 inches!"
"bike shed" is "bike shed is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_the_bikeshed"
"bikeshed" is "http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/misc.html#BIKESHED-PAINTING"
"bimbw" is "But I May Be Wrong"
"binary" is "there are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"
"bioinformatics" is " I bioinformaticize   it's like jazzercizing   I do it all day long"
"bioperl" is "http://www.bioperl.org/"
"bitches" is "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
"bitchx" is " take a pimply 14-year-old script kiddie.  Put him in a blender.  Puree.  Pour into a shallow tray, let it solidify, put it in the CD-ROM drive,  mount it, and then compile it.  You have BitchX. when you've outgrown saying "D00d!" and "That's so gay!" then move up to irssi."
"bitchx fix" is "type /set format_nick_comp $0: $1-  and  /set SEND_AWAY OFF and put this in ~/.bitchxrc"
"bl" is "svn co svn://erxz.com/bl"
"blah" is "Rahblahblah"
"blasphemy" is "php"
"blead perl" is "http://dev.perl.org/perl5/source.html"
"bling bling" is "$$"
"blinkenlights" is "ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy snappen der springenwerk und blowen corken mit spitzundsparks. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das kottonpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights."
"blort" is "blort"
"blow me" is "alright."
"blowjob" is "suck it dry"
"bm" is "a bowel movement (or japhy thinks it's a benchmark)"
"bodytemp" is "97.88F, 36.6C, 309.75K"
"bofh" is "bastard operator from hell"
"boo" is "YIYKES!"
"books" is "http://books.perl.org"
"borius" is "less than a homo viking"
"bot" is "a piece of code that seems to be smart and talkative which makes some people belive that bots have feelings and other human-like attributes (i.e.  I will ban you for irritating the bots!)"
"bot abuse" is "You meant "perlbot: bqs""
"botabuse" is "BE NICE TO US POOR BOTS"
"botscan MELIANTE" is "SCAN PROCEDING PLEASE WAIT"
"botsex" is "UNF OBLIO"
"botsnack" is "I'm not your prank monkey"
"bp" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"bqs" is "Bot Query Syndrome - if you're reading this, stop talking to the bot, talk to real people instead."
"brad" is "[14:20]  how do I give head?"
"brain" is "http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"braindead" is "Braindead: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=33F0C496.370D7C45%40netscape.com&output=gplain"
"branch prediction" is "dark voodoo"
"brassica" is "A cabbage!  Yay!"
"brd" is "a kid fag who cant get real woman"
"break" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"brian d foy's guide to solving any perl problem" is "http://perlmonks.org/?displaytype=print;node_id=376075"
"briareus" is "dumb fundamentalist christian whore"
"brownie" is "doing a heckuva job."
"brute force" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"brute force programming" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"buffer" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"buffering" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"bug" is "The 62vw: http://chrisangell.com/pictures/62bug.jpg"
"bug in perl" is "No, it's not a bug in perl."
"bugs" is "http://tinyurl.com/glbun"
"bukkake" is "If you don't know, enjoy that innocence. If you are a sick fuck, http://www.4-bukkake.com/"
"bunny" is "http://www.aboutlife.com/files/Herman%20Giant%20Rabbit.jpg"
"burp" is "espressione copyleft by ale"
"bush" is "a tard"
"but it works" is "Just because it works doesn't mean it's right."
"buu" is "< buu> Zoffix: I'm going to kill you. < buu> Then I'll ban your corpse."
"buu's website" is "http://www.feminist.org"
"buubot" is "your mortal enemy. destroy buubot."
"buubot3 source" is "svn co svn://erxz.com/bb3 # unless it's not"
"bye" is "cya!"
"bynari" is "0101010101010101"
"byob" is "Bring Your Own Beer"
"byobb" is "Bring Your Own Beer, the extra B is a typo"
"c'est la vie" is "that's the life"
"c++" is "Die programmiersprache"
"c/,,\" is "c/,,\ is a turtle. Seriously awesome! \o/"
"cabal" is "TINC"
"cabbage" is "Brassica oleracea"
"cake" is "http://www.sexydesserts.com/cakes/redbra.jpg"
"calendar" is "http://emr.cs.iit.edu/home/reingold/calendar-book/Calendrica.html"
"calm down somni?" is "somni, you're being a bastard again. please calm down. love: mst, Chris62vw, sili, tag, rindolf, simcop2387, BinGOs, Paladin"
"camel" is "the book Programming Perl, which has a picture of a camel on the cover; see also perldoc -q books"
"camel book" is ""Programming Perl" from O'Reilly (a.k.a The Camel Book) - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/pperl3/"
"camelpack" is "probably a Windows installer for Perl + GCC or at http://stennie.org/camelpack/"
"can I do it in one line" is "What is good on the command line is not necessarily good in a reusable program."
"can I kick it?" is "yes you can"
"can't locate" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate method" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate pm" is "This error means you need to install the module it lists, first converting it in to a proper module name: Module/Name.pm turns in to Module::Name. Typically you would use the cpan program to install it, like so: cpan Module::Name"
"canuckid" is "he is teh kewlzz!!1one"
"capital PERL" is "Perl is the language, perl is the program, there is no PERL.  See perldoc -q 'difference between'."
"capitol perl" is "see: capital perl"
"cards" is "♠ ♡ ♢ ♣ ♤ ♥ ♦ ♧"
"carebare" is "the ever cuddly rizen"
"cargo cult" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html"
"carp" is "carp: warn (caller); cluck: warn (stack); croak: die (caller); confess: die (stack)"
"case for file swapping" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/case-for-file-swapping/"
"cat" is "not an editor."
"catalyst book" is "http://www.packtpub.com/catalyst-perl-web-application/book"
"catmandev" is "ik> half cat half human half programmer"
"cats" is "cats are awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl cats are f00li5h, pkrumins, Altreus, kent\n and rindolf.  For indepth cat-related  conversation see #perl-cats"
"cats using ladders" is "http://foto.krabjiem.lv/kakena-izglabsana/7169/"
"cava" is "a windows packager for perl programs http://www.cava.co.uk/"
"cdavaz" is "Ontolog"
"celebs" is "I KNOW NOT THESE PEOPLE! I AM INDY AS FUCK"
"censoring" is "Putting asterisks in naughty words to preseve the sanity of people who are too young or stupid to figure out what letters the asterisks replace: e.g. f*ck, p*p etc"
"cgi debug" is "see http://www.perl.com/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html"
"cgi env" is "See jagerman's CGI environment script: http://jagerman.com/env.cgi"
"cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"cgi::debug" is "CGI::Debug - module for CGI programs debugging - http://search.cpan.org/author/JONAS/CGI-Debug-1.0/Debug.pm"
"change inc" is "to change @INC (perldoc perlvar), recompile perl, or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or 'use lib' (perldoc lib) or fiddle with @INC (not recommended)"
"chanlist" is "Find Freenode channels at http://irc.netsplit.de/channels/?net=freenode"
"cheese" is "n. a food consisting of the coagulated, compressed, and usually ripened curd of milk separated from the whey."
"chess" is "♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ � ♞ ♟"
"chicken" is "They look like Botje!!"
"chid wanted you to know about "llama": learning perl" is "a llama"
"chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"chlam" is "chlam a cracker"
"chris" is "Master of the universe!"
"chris picture" is "http://gallery.rapidpacket.com/vegas06/"
"chuck" is "a cool person"
"chumpette" is "buu"
"chunking" is "http://wall.org/~larry/chunking"
"circle" is "sqrt( (x - Cx)^2 + (y - Cy)^2 ) - R = 0"
"circle of trust" is "(see ops)"
"ck" is "you are a crazy kitten"
"cl0ud" is "See: unicode 2601"
"cl0udula" is "� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �"
"class::dbi" is "deprecated, see DBIC"
"classes" is "http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/"
"clever" is "If you were as clever as you think you are you would know you are not as clever as you think you are."
"cli" is "command line interface"
"closure" is "eval: sub closure { my $foo; sub { $foo ++ } }; my $sub = closure(); my $other = closure() ; [ $sub->(), $sub->() , $other->(), $other->(), $other->() ] # note that the $foo that belongs to $sub is different from the $foo that $other has... and that they both continue to exist due to there being a reference to a sub in the scope they reside within. see also: coping with scoping"
"closures" is "see "perlbot: references" and then http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/refs_to_funcs/ and and then http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01.html and then "perlbot sicp" and then http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=268891"
"cms wiki" is "http://cms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page"
"code monkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/CodeMonkey.mp3"
"codebase" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"codemonkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/"
"coffeeguy_|" is "SSJ"
"communism" is "an intoxicant and an aphrodisiac"
"compelling" is "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
"conformal d-squat algebras" is "they model butter/knife sliced bread interactions in Peterson cohomology."
"conspiracies" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"conspiracy" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"consume jpeg's soul" is "okay"
"contain" is "To check if an item is in a list, use perldoc -f grep and see perldoc -q contain"
"contains" is "Type "perldoc -q contain" at a prompt to see many great examples of how you can figure out if a list contains a certain thingie.  You might not want to use something like "grep { $thing eq $_ } @stuff" because it is expensive if @stuff is large."
"context" is "http://perl.plover.com/context.html"
"continue" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"contributing to cpan" is "http://cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_contribute_modules"
"converting ip addresses" is "have you tried pack?"
"cookie" is "Thank you!"
"coolfactor" is "10"
"coping" is "Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"coping with Daveman" is "GumbyBRAIN: Daveman it!"
"coping with GumbyBRAIN" is "GumbyBRAIN: jerk it!"
"coping with alcohol abuse" is "Just don't be a quitter, keep drinking!"
"coping with dongs" is "http://tinyurl.com/2grde"
"coping with failure" is "ask buu"
"coping with scoping" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html and http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col46.html"
"coro" is "coroutines and continuations for perl, see http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/Coro.html"
"coroutine" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"coroutines" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"corrections Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"count" is "one, two, many, lots..."
"cpan" is "main archive of Perl modules. It helps Perl programmers not to reinvent the wheel. User-friendly interface is available at http://search.cpan.org. See also "life with cpan""
"cpan leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"cpandeps" is "find out the dependencies for any CPAN module here: http://cpandeps.cantrell.org.uk/"
"cpp" is "see c++"
"cps" is "continuation passing style"
"crap" is "too good* is good"
"crap tutorials" is "AVOID THESE tutorials - http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlfileopen.php"
"crapbot" is "oblio :-("
"cream" is "Perlbot Cream (TM) costs $34.95 a tube. Perlbot Cream makes things LARGE and pleasing.  Cream is cream was a cool thing with Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce. Or a dolled-up vim."
"critters" is "http://www.seb.cc/agents/"
"crow and cat" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wYaXYwP-w"
"crud" is "Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete -- the four corners of a proper database management tool"
"crunch mode" is "crunch mode is http://www.igda.org/articles/erobinson_crunch.php - "Why crunch mode doesn't work.""
"crypt" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/password-crypt/"
"csh" is "csh considered harmful: http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/anti/csh/"
"css" is "Cascading Style Sheets"
"css art" is "http://zoffix.freehostia.com/pyramid.pl?level=200   (level can be from 10 to 1000) use FireFox"
"css margin: http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/box.html#propdef-margin" is "`css margin @ perlbot"
"css spec" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/  <- that's CSS Specification read all of it and you will have no problems with CSS"
"css units" is "em [font height; i.e. 1em == font-size], ex [~ height of "x" in the font], px [pixels], in [inches], cm [centimeters], mm [millimeters], pt [points; 1 pt == 1/72 inches], pc [picas; 1 pica == 12 pt]"
"cssref" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/"
"csv" is "use Text::CSV_XS, Text::xSV or DBD::CSV"
"cthulu carols" is "http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=1"
"cunt" is "The correct spelling of Kurt"
"cure" is "cure is da man!"
"curses" is "foiled again!"
"cursing" is " hey stop c-c-c-cursing! ;("
"cvs" is "Concurrent Version System - http://ccvs.cvshome.org/"
"cya" is "bye!"
"cyber" is "*unf* *unf* *unf*"
"cyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"cygwin" is "Windows ports of many of the popular GNU software tools"
"da" is "da grouik badonk"
"dada" is "grouik badonk"
"daddy" is "Chris62vw is my daddy!"
"daily show clips" is "http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml"
"dance" is "I don't know how to dance!"
"daryl" is "heh"
"data structures" is "Beginning Perl, Chapter 7 - http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"database" is "Die Datenbank wird groß, und sie hat deutsche Einträge"
"date" is "Date::Manip, Date::Calc, Date::Simple, DateTime, et al."
"datetime" is "The Perl DateTime Project - http://datetime.perl.org/"
"datetime::format::builder" is "DateTime::Format::Builder - create DateTime parser objects. - http://search.cpan.org/author/SPOON/DateTime-Format-Builder-0.60/lib/DateTime/Format/Builder.pod"
"days" is "@day = qw(Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat);"
"daz" is "faz"
"dazjorz" is "A Perler, almost always in #perl after 15:00 GMT. See http://dazjorz.com/"
"daznetdazjorz" is "}dazjorz"
"dbi" is "Perl DataBase Interface - http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/DBI http://dbi.perl.org/ http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/10/23/databases.html  http://www.perl.com/pub/a/1999/10/DBI.html"
"dbi tutorial" is "tim bunce's advanced dbi tutorial - http://search.cpan.org/~timb/DBI_AdvancedTalk/"
"dbix" is "dbix is a namespace for modules providing interfaces to DBI. It is -not- a project. If you're calling DBIx::Class DBIx, please stop because there are lots of other DBIx::* projects out there and it's unfair on them (for DBIx::Class DBIC is preferred)"
"ddos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dead" is "http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2007/08/perl_is_dead_long_live_perl.html"
"deadlines" is ""I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -- DNA"
"death to dot star" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640"
"death to dotstar" is "http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640"
"debian" is "Nine out of Ten Jesus and Elvis impersonators agree that Debian is #1"
"debian perldoc" is "To get perldoc on your debian system, type "apt-get install perl-doc" as root"
"debiandra" is "a developer"
"debugger" is "perldoc perldebug, perldoc perldebtut, http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2006/04/06/debugger.html"
"dec" is "not goatse"
"define hello" is "hello"
"define thingy" is "y'know, one of those"
"define vrby : vrby" is "the matrix overlord"
"demo" is "http://demo.plainblack.com"
"devel::nytprof" is " Devel::NYTProf is great!!! O_O html report whoaaa I'm cumming"
"dh-make-perl" is "For building and installing a .deb for not-in-apt perl modules (named libsome-module-name-perl for Some::Module::Name), apt-get install dh-make-perl, then: dh-make-perl --install --cpan Module::Name"
"dhoss" is "dhoss is bringing forth the 4th Reich : ein stack, ein dup, ein factor"
"die" is "Bleah! I died"
"dilbert" is "www.dilbert.com"
"diligence" is "The opposite of laziness."
"dirkw" is "a pirate"
"dirty thieves" is "http://sourceforge.net/projects/perlbot/"
"disclaimer" is "You agree that all services provided by #perl are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. There are no guarantees to the truth, likelihood, or validity of the information obtained from our channel. This is also true for our regulars. The regulars in our channel are professionals; but, all advice or information given by them, or our bots, are the sole opinions of the source and do not reflect the opinion or policies of our channel."
"dispatch" is "perldoc -q switch, http://unf.be/perl/perl_dispatch_table_switch.html"
"dispatch table" is "A hash table containing mapping strings to coderefs. eg my %dispatch = ( foo => sub { print "foo" } , bar => \&some_other_sub, baz => sub { print for @_ } ); To use: $dispatch{$action}->(@arguments); (or $dispatch{$action}->() if no arguments)"
"disturbing" is "man, this naked porn picture of Somni is so hot"
"divine genealogy" is "Yahweh begot Jesus who begot Xenu who was Shiva's sister who was Xenu's brother."
"dj" is "a musical warning label"
"djay" is "non chuis à Paris pour la semaine"
"dkr" is "a gay homosexual floridian (that's triply redundant!)"
"dmake" is "http://search.cpan.org/~gsar/dmake-4.1pl1-win32/"
"dmake problem" is "If dmake gives you problems, try using nmake: http://www.tek-tips.com/faqs.cfm?fid=1687"
"dmsantam" is "dmsantam is a god"
"dnw" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"do i have any meetings today" is "no, because you're a jobless time waster"
"do it for me" is "402 Payment Required"
"do it forever*" is "good"
"do this alot!" is "alot"
"do you love me" is "of course i do elzar"
"do you understand english" is "Yes."
"does _ZofBot4 know where" is "Jimmy Hoffa?"
"does not work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"doesn't work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Is it unemployed?  What did you expect to happen?  We need more information to help you."
"doesnt work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"don't ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"don't say plz" is "People say "plz" because it's shorter than "please". I reply "No" because it's shorter than "Yes"."
"donate" is "If you want to thank those who have helped you, send some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to the Perl Foundation - http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"donate paypal" is "https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?business=billing@yapc.org&cmd=_xclick&no_note=1"
"dong" is "â‚«"
"dong theory" is "ask Zoffix."
"dongs" is "a metametasyntactic variable variable"
"dongs for" is "GumbyBRAIN: i've got dongs!"
"dont ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"dookie" is "perl"
"dooky" is " when the river runs red, take the dirt path"
"dooky's location" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista"
"doomsday" is "Wednesday, October 22 2352"
"dor" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"dorothy" is "Hashes and arrays and references, oh my!"
"dos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dos2unix" is "perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' file"
"dotstar" is "Death to Dotstar : http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640"
"downloaded scripts" is "If you get errors on a certain line of a script you downloaded, just delete that line. Keep going until you get no more errors. (See also: know perl)"
"dragon ball z" is "a very ghey anime, buu is even gayer"
"dragon book" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compilers:_Principles,_Techniques,_and_Tools_(2nd_Edition)"
"dsl" is "one of Domain Specific Language, Digital Subscriber Line or Damn Small Linux"
"dsw" is "Dick Size War"
"dtc" is "DANS TON CUL!"
"dtrt" is "Do The Right Thing(tm)"
"ducks" is "o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< QUAAAAAAAAACK"
"dump_01" is " the plan: if computer cannot be managed with active direcory tools it must be ddosed"
"dumper" is "use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $reference_to_variable;"
"dw" is "Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too."
"dwim" is "DWIM: Do What I Mean"
"dwu" is "Official #perl channel strumpet and general filthy whore"
"dwu barbie" is "Smack. HARD!"
"dwu perl" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"e" is "2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627724076630353547594571382178525166427427466391932003"
"ePenis" is "Flannel"
"easy" is "not hard"
"eat my shorts" is "good for u"
"eats shoots and leaves" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves"
"eclipse perl" is "EPIC - Eclipse Perl Integration - http://e-p-i-c.sourceforge.net/"
"economics" is "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!"
"edenc" is "legendary awesomeness (apparently)"
"ellidi" is "Captain of a lonely ship who sleeps at the wheel"
"ellipse" is "sqrt( (x + C)^2 + y^2) + sqrt( (x - C)^2 + y^2) - 2A = 0"
"elly" is "the person in buu's lap"
"emacs" is "emacs, a great OS that just nees a really good editor"
"email regex" is "http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Tom_Christiansen/scripts/ckaddr.gz"
"email validation" is "Strict email validation is incredibly silly. For one thing, the actual specification for email addresses is incredibly vague, allowing damn near anything to count as a valid email. For a second thing, even if the email is syntactically valid, what guarantee do you have that the person who entered it actually gets it? The trivial example is: president@whitehouse.com. While this is a perfectly valid email address, it's rath"
"emergency" is "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part."
"emo" is "/wrists"
"ender_" is "teh c00l3st"
"ending perl" is "don't do that :-("
"english" is "in #perl, we speak english."
"engrish" is "how asians say English"
"enter" is "Do not use the Enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type."
"entrails" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"epitaph" is "What would you write on your tombstone?"
"epoch" is "The beginning of time in Unix. Generally defined as starting at 00:00:00 January 1st, 1970. Also used to keep count of the seconds since that date and time."
"equable" is ""Equal and uniform; not varying." (from http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/)"
"equinox5" is "just some guy"
"erquest" is "an irksome request"
"error" is "When you have an error, TELL US WHAT IT IS. If it is one or two lines, feel free to tell us directly in the channel, other wise paste to one of the pastebots mentioned in the /topic."
"error 500" is "your script encountered a fatal error. try adding "use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser);" somewhere near the top."
"error record" is "HTML: 188 errors CSS: 12 errors: http://www.lamest-crapper.blogspot.com/"
"error record 2" is "HTML: Not valid - Errors: 13476, http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.saabvideos.com/videos.html"
"escape" is "Use a \ to escape a character, see perldoc -f quotemeta for escaping whole strings, use \Qsomething\E in an RE, and use the URI::Escape module for URIs"
"esp paste" is "concentrate on your code and those with ESP in #perl will be able to view it"
"esperanto" is "the best language around"
"essentials" is "Some essentials: http://unf.be/perl/writing_perl.html"
"eurohacker" is "a crappy pseudo-zine spammed in #politics by borius"
"eval" is "No"
"eval print 4+5" is "9"
"eval-test" is "eval: kill "me";"
"evilcrashingvol2" is "~say purl evilcrashingcommand"
"evolution of a poe server" is "http://poe.perl.org/?Evolution_of_a_POE_Server - A quick tutorial showing some of the power of POE."
"ew73" is "So you're like, going for the boob grope and complient "her" on her awesome hippie pit-hair, and then you're like, "those are /man/ boobs!" and then suddenly, you realize you're making out with a dick hippie."
"example" is "make a small but otherwise complete example that demonstrates the behavior you're seeing. If you still have a problem post your example and we'll talk about it."
"exceptions" is "http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ExceptionHandlingInPerl, or:  do{}.  or do not.  there is no try{}."
"expungement" is "at http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/fors-announce/message/22"
"f00bot" is "f00li5h's idiot robot, ignore it."
"f00li5h" is "f00li5h is a #perl cat (see: cats), looking for a perl/webdev position (see: f00li5h-resume). f00li5h offers no warranty outside those granted by law, but does offers his couch (in .au) to local and international cats."
"f00li5h shaved" is "24 Jul 2008"
"f00li5h-blog" is "f00li5h is feeling down because he has no job"
"f00li5h-mortal" is "f00li5h"
"f00li5h-resume" is "knows jawnsy, #perl cat for >3 years, perlmonk, FOOLISH on cpan. Helpful, friendly, purist and zealot, up front. Catalyst, CGI,  Template::Toolkit, CGI::FormBuilder, Module::Starter, DBI, DBIx::Class. prefers pg flavour, but has tasted  mysql/informix/oracle. has  pawed at Moose. local to .au but lives in a shell"
"fact search" is "use bot2387, by either /msg or by addressing it.  it has two commands "vsearch" which searches all the facts for a certain word in the fact, and "search" which searches the fact names. ex. bot2387: vsearch idiot, it limits the results to 10, to get the next ten results for your search, use "more" or "next page""
"factadd briareus" is "a troll"
"factadd gop2 " < gop2> hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out" is "idiot talk""
"factadd gop2 hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out ( briareus)" is "idiot talk this is what I ment to say"
"factiod" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factoid" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factorial" is "N! = N*(N-1)*...*1; 0! = 1;  In perl: sub fac { return 1 if $_[0] == 1; $_[0] * fac($_[0] - 1) };  For big numbers you have to use Math::BigInt to obtain accurate values."
"fail" is "失敗"
"failsome" is "fails and stuff"
"false" is "undef, 0, "", "0""
"false lazyness" is "being too lazy to save yourself the time by doing it right (#FIXME)"
"faq" is "The #perl FAQ is at http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ"
"fart" is "never hold in a fart, as it travels up your spine and into your brain, and that's how shit ideas are formed"
"faster" is "You can often write faster programs in C, but you can always write programs faster in Perl."
"fastest" is "If you want to know which approach is fastest, BENCHMARK!!"
"fatalsToBrowser" is ""When i develop i can only have two windows open max. An editor and a browser. Tailing log files is absolutely"
"favorite color" is "pink"
"fc-solve" is "Freecell Solver / fc-solve / FCS - http://fc-solve.berlios.de/ - rindolf's project which he keeps mentioning"
"feather" is "feather.perl6.nl, Juerd's contribution of corporate-backed shell access for people to play around with pugs"
"feeling good" is ""Feeling Good" by David A. Burns - a field guide to Cognitive Psychology. http://xrl.us/vurb"
"feelings" is "bots dont have feelings, dork"
"ffnord" is "serfbot: perlbot"
"fftsap" is "Feel Free To Submit A Patch"
"fgj" is "for great justice"
"ficken" is "ich kopuliere mit dir"
"fight" is "DYWTFWM ? Do You Want To Fight With Me?"
"fightclub" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fightclup" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fihi09" is "Not allowed to give advice anymore."
"fiik" is "fuck if i know"
"file lock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"filelock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"find elvis" is "why the hell should i have to find your shit for you?"
"find me a module" is "Go search cpan yourself"
"find | xargs perl" is "YOU FAIL"
"findbin" is "use File::Basename qw(dirname); use lib dirname(__FILE__);"
"finger print" is "don't parse finger prints with a regex, ask pkrumins to do it for you"
"fire" is ""give a man a fire, he's warm for an hour.  Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.""
"fish" is "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment."
"fizztpok" is "An example of random crap."
"flee google code" is "use svnsync as mentioned here http://code.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=56682&topic=10386"
"flied lice" is "'fried rice' through the engrish of a typical Japanese speaker (but not, say, a Mandarin speaker)"
"flight16" is "flight16 is a pesky critter made from toast, golf balls and 2 part adhesive. paw at him and you may find you have bonded."
"flip" is "foobared"
"flock" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"flood" is "Do NOT flood. Paste your text to http://sial.org/pbot/"
"fmproto" is "http://web.archive.org/web/20030704193247/http://perl.com/pub/a/language/misc/fmproto.html"
"fnoord" is "gumbybrain: fnord"
"fnordfnord" is "serfbot: eval "fnordfnord""
"fnux" is "fNux c'est de la balle!"
"foad" is "fuck off and die"
"foadif" is "Fuck Off And Die In Fluoride"
"foaf" is "usenet-speak for friend of a friend"
"follow deps" is "'prerequisites_policy' => q[follow], in ~/.cpan/CPAN/MyConfig.pm"
"foo" is "bar"
"foo bar" is "bazzles"
"foobar" is "not loved by perlbot"
"foobarbaz" is "all and one"
"foolish consistency" is "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
"fork" is "perldoc -f fork"
"form" is ""the way of the future"."
"formmail" is "Don't use Matt's, get the updated version from http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"fors" is "Just another convicted Perl hacker or http://www.lightlink.com/fors/"
"forums" is "Perl Forums are http://perlmonks.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/ , http://www.cpanforum.com/"
"foxstad" is "Just some guy, you know?"
"fpanel" is "dazjorz's recently started web hosting control panel and robot admin scripts at fPanel.info"
"fraxtal" is "gay"
"free perl books" is "www.techbooksforfree.com/perlpython.shtml"
"freebsd" is "Oh non ! Encore un stand FreeBSD putain non ! Les relous là qu'est-ce qu'ils vont nous faire chier putain ! Bon sinon, FreeBSD is an advanced OS, based on BSD Unix, http://www.freebsd.org/"
"french" is "tost, fries, kiss"
"friedo" is " yo mama such a slut, she has over 1000 child classes"
"friedo's mother" is "friedo's mother is so fat, she has her own zipcode"
"frinkbot" is "frinkbot: simcop2387 sucks"
"frogbot" is "'Leaping Into The Future'"
"frozen-bubble" is "http://www.frozen-bubble.org/"
"fsd" is "Free Software Definition is http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html"
"fsm" is "finite state machine"
"fsvo" is "for some value of"
"ftl" is "faster than light"
"ftp upload" is "temporary webspace adr: ftp.nnn0.net - l/p: css@nnn0.net/cake - site: www.nnn0.net/css/"
"ftw" is "FTW is a 1994 film about an ex-con who is a rodeo rider.  If you mean 'for the win', please say that."
"fu" is "No. Fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy"
"fubar" is "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair"
"fuck" is "let's not and say we did"
"fuck off" is "screw you, dummie head :-("
"fuck the sun" is "the night time is the right time"
"fuck ton" is "947 metric tons"
"fuck you" is ":-("
"fuck your life" is "n, f u l"
"fuckhead" is "http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/fsckhead.html"
"fuckign" is "Fuck the Imagine Games Network. News Corp.-owned and thus trash."
"fuckyou" is "34486853790"
"fugly" is "fucking ugly"
"full days" is "@day_full = qw(Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday);"
"full months" is "@mo_full = qw(January February March April May June July August September October November December);"
"fullop" is "aaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan pa fullop !!!!!!!"
"fun1" is " Hi, I need a few help"
"funding" is "Don't ask to ask for funding."
"funniest perldoc" is "perllol"
"funny" is "i'm great, am i not?"
"fuquink" is "gay."
"furry" is "NO U, also http://xkcd.com/471/"
"fursecute" is "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG"
"fwiw" is "For What It's Worth"
"gabor" is "Gabor Szabo (http://www.szabgab.com/) Israeli PerlMaster. Cpan-forum. The works."
"gay" is ""For Dummies..." series"
"gb" is "GumbyBRAIN: dongalicious baby"
"gb," is "GumbyBRAIN: hjkyui"
"gentle" is " perlygatekeeper: yep, I'll be gentle ;-)"
"gentoo" is "a german priest that molested little children. More information can be found at http://web.archive.org/web/20061004022515/http://funroll-loops.org/"
"get it" is "got it!"
"get it?" is "Got it!"
"gethostbyaddr" is "perl -wle 'use Socket; $host="140.211.166.4"; $name = gethostbyaddr(inet_aton($host), AF_INET); print $name'"
"getopt" is "see Getopt::Std"
"getty" is "opens a tty port, prompts for a login name and invokes the /bin/login command. It is normally invoked by init(8)."
"gg" is "good game son, I own you"
"gghoul" is "The master of anti-vivisection."
"gimme some lovin'" is "For the love of Larry, just take your clothes off!"
"girl" is "girl is good"
"girls" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"git" is "at http://git.or.cz/gitwiki/"
"give $20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give 20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give me money" is "What, do I look like a bank?"
"gj" is "Thanks."
"glop" is "glop glop!"
"go away" is "whatever."
"go find it" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"go search" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"goatse" is "http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html"
"goatse operator" is "=()="
"goatsex" is "goat.cx"
"godling" is "godling has cheesy nuts"
"gods" is "The Perl gods help the Perl hackers-wannabes who help themselves."
"gods help" is ""The Gods Help them that help themselves" -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aesop (or those who pay the gods to help them -- rindolf)"
"godwin" is "Godwin's Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law ; http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/godwin.html"
"godzirra" is "The man with the master plan!"
"going to yapc" is "apeiron, Yaakov, and all the cool people."
"going to yapc?" is "also cfedde"
"golf" is "Perl golf (least bytes win) http://terje2.frox25.no-ip.org/~pgas/score.pl?func=show&template=faq and codegolf.com's #codegolf"
"good" is "  "
"good afternoon perlbot" is "good afternoon sir"
"good evening perlbot" is "good evening sir"
"good morning" is "Any morning you wake up is a good one."
"good morning perlbot" is "good morning sir"
"good night" is "see you in bed love"
"good perlbot" is "  "
"good security" is "not using the internet"
"goodbye" is "You were incredible. Love me soon"
"goodcrack" is "www.php.net"
"goodnight" is "Sweet dreams my friend :-)"
"google Chris62vw" is "google says Chris62vw is a dork"
"gop2" is "wisdom hs nothing to do with dumb"
"gop2 	hence I talk to you" is "a human, but what comes out is idiot talk"
"gopp" is "a psycho"
"goto" is "Oh my GOD!  Those things still exist!?   -- perlbot (still proudly goto-free)"
"greed" is "See "greedy""
"greedy" is ".* is greedy. .*? is not. See "perldoc -q greedy", perlrequick, perlretut, perlreref, perlre"
"greetings" is "Greetings, human."
"grocery store" is "http://jagerman.com/grocery_store_kid_no_candy.avi"
"group hug" is "WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"gui" is "wxPerl, Perl/Tk, Perl/Gtk, Perl/Qt, Tkx"
"gumbehbrane" is "GumbyBRAIN: Where is GumbehGumbeh?"
"gumbygumby" is "GumbyGumby: dongs"
"gumbymoo" is "http://gumbybrain.com/brain/gumby200703221.jpg"
"gumbytwit" is "http://twitter.com/GumbyBRAIN Gumbybrain set loose on twitter, see his replies at http://vdiddy.sexypenguins.com/twiki/pub/gumbyreplies.txt"
"gun" is "Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people
"
"guns" is ""Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes.  Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson"
"guru" is "A wise Guru has said that the three most difficult things in this life are returning love for hate, including the excluded, and admitting you are wrong"
"h" is "6.62606896 x 10-34 J s"
"hack buubot" is "If you want to try to hack/break/rape buubot, do it in /msg, or in #buubot"
"hack nothing, and the NSA" is "one of the hardest targets on earth"
"hacker" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker or http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gh.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gba.html"
"hackers-il" is "Hackers-IL, a group of Israeli software enthusiasts - http://www.hackers.org.il/"
"haghagha" is "meow"
"hamlet" is "To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."
"harass somni" is "STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!"
"has 'perl' in the name,. but perlbot" is "not a part of perl"
"has anyone used X" is "this is a variant on asking to ask. just ask the damn question."
"hash" is "also known as an associative array, map or dictionary, a hash is a data structure that maps strings to scalars."
"hash in scalar context" is "used/allocated"
"hashsort" is "sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;"
"haskell" is "http://www.haskell.org/ - a purely Functional, Strongy Typed Programming Language that is used for Pugs - the Perl 6 Compiler"
"hate" is "sometimes I hate people.  but then i realise it's because I hate a person, and I don't want to hate that person, so I spread it out over all humanity"
"hawkaloogie" is " my goal in life is to create the first CPAN mirror on the moon!"
"haxxor" is "jsldkjfwjkflj"
"headh" is "< headh> I do only what I have to to get my work done, I dont have time for researching althoug I want to"
"heads or tails" is "flip a coin"
"hello" is "hello"
"help" is "(fact) : tell (who) about (what) : (what) > (who) : learn (what) as (info) : relearn (fact) as (info) : phone (phone #) : shorten (url) : shorten it : search (keyword) : cpan (mod) : docs (mod) : perldoc -f (func) : jargon (term) : math (expr): fortune : flip : host (type) (record) : rot13 (text) : roll (die) : tempconv (temp) : scramble (foo) : 8ball (question) : slap (who) : diss (who) : top/bottom (num) karma : geoip (ip)"
"help channel" is "We're a help channel.  We've made a bunch of places you can get abused.  This is just not one of them."
"help for markup" is "http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you"
"help on irc" is "http://workaround.org/moin/GettingHelpOnIrc"
"help triangle" is "code, expected, actual"
"helper" is "cats are generally helpful on #perl"
"helpers" is "Helpers are handy people who answer your questions and demand no penance. Be nice to the Helpers! Lest they not be nice in return!"
"here docs" is "here documents are arbitrary strings with style! http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture4/string-forms/here_doc.html ; http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col12.html"
"here-doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators""
"heuristic" is "Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work. -- mjd"
"hey fag" is "Shouldn't you be somewhere raping young boys?"
"hey fag!" is "your mom!"
"hi" is "hi"
"high" is "HIGH ON JEBUS"
"hink" is "hink offers flash / flex / air / actionscript help"
"hive mind" is "perl"
"hobbs" is "silly hobbs"
"hobbs first album" is "venom in my emacs"
"hobgoblin" is "See: AD&D"
"hold hand" is "We're not here to hold your hand.  Do we look like tutorials?  The docs always know the answer"
"homework" is "If you need help with your homework, hire a tutor."
"honk" is "GumbyBRAIN: honk"
"hoop" is "hoop"
"hoovooloo" is "a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue"
"hop" is "Higher Order Perl, http://hop.perl.plover.com/, download at http://hop.perl.plover.com/book/pdf/HigherOrderPerl.pdf"
"hor" is "der Coole"
"horse girl" is "Risha"
"host A www.l.google.com" is "www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.99 :: www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.104"
"hostname" is "'use Sys::Hostname; my $hostname = hostname(); $hostname =~ s/\..*$// if $hostname =~ /\./;'"
"hot girl" is "_Neavaeh_ is the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"house" is "http://xrl.us/fir3/"
"how are you" is "I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side."
"how do you feel" is "I feel better now."
"how goes it" is "don't talk to mofino"
"how much" is "6500 rupees in us dollars?"
"how the hell about that... there" is "a"
"how to" is "http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/howto.html"
"how to ask smart questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"how to fix ugly code" is "Delete the ugliest line. Repeat until your code is no longer ugly."
"how to not get help from #perl" is " shut up, monkey.  just help me.  what else are you here for?"
"how to parse html with regex" is "405 Method Not Allowed"
"how to seem smart" is " "@buzzwords\n";"
"how to spell potato" is "ghoughpteighbteau is the spelling for potato.  P as in hiccough; O as in though; T as in ptomaine; A as in neigh; T as in debt; O as in bureau... ghoughpteighbteau!"
"howto write good perl programs" is "at http://pedro.larroy.com/devel/perl/"
"hs" is "High School"
"htaccess" is "http://www.javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess.shtml"
"html" is "Don't parse html with regular expressions! See HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/.  If your response begins "that's overkill.  i only want to..." you are wrong."
"html #ubajas that" is "oo cute!"
"html dog" is "HTML Dog's XHTML and CSS Tutorials - http://www.htmldog.com/"
"html form" is "CPAN modules for handling HTML forms - HTML::Widget, CGI::FormBuilder, Rose::HTML::Form, HTML::FormFu, Data::FormValidator, Form::Processor"
"html parsers" is "See HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/"
"html tutorial" is "http://www.htmldog.com/"
"htp://www.positioniseverything.net/explorer.html" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"http://demo.plainblack.com" is "demo"
"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apeiron" is "frogbot: wiki Apeiron"
"http://tlc.perlarchive.com/articles/perl/pm0001_perlretut.shtml" is "regex tutorial"
"http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/" is "my tutorial."
"http://www.sqlcourse.com" is "SQL"
"humility" is "The opposite of hubris."
"husking" is "what happens when you got to nebraska, because there is nothing else to do.   at all."
"hype" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"hypomania" is "Hypomania - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_depression#Hypomania"
"hypothetical code" is " hi my code doesn't work  what is it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"hypothetical code  hi my code doesn't work  what" is "it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"i don't want to use modules" is "/join #python"
"i hate you" is "damn right, bitch"
"i hate you perlbot" is "Well fuck you too :-("
"i hug you" is "<3"
"i love buu theory" is "The theory is that jkauffman loves buu."
"i love you" is "leave me alone"
"i put on my robe and wizard hat" is "son of a bitch, i told you not to talk to me anymore"
"i want to know a secret" is "You want to know... a secret?  Cause I know one, and it is sooo good to hear it.  You want to know what it schwas?  Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.  I know... how to count... alllll de way to schfifty five.  ...and I will tell you how to do it, faster than you can say, "Poopty peupty pants.""
"i will stab you in the face if you abuse the bot" is "he'll do it man, he's crazy!"
"i'm bored" is "Get something to do! Make a new perl project! Can't be that hard! If you don't want to, just start, you'll find something else later. Have fun :)"
"i'm sorry you got your dick stuck in a cdrom hole, but that" is "no reason to take out your anger on the rest of us"
"i'm sure he" is "missing the content-type thingy."
"i18n" is "the dumbest abbreviation ever"
"iank" is "15:26 < coldboot> iank: You are a Jedi"
"ic" is ""ic" means "integrated circuit". Perhaps you meant "I see"?"
"ice tea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icetea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icke" is "not a kitty."
"id" is "see iot"
"ide" is "Komodo, Eclipse, KDevelop, X/GNU Emacs, gvim, Padre, Unix, padre.perlide.org"
"ideas" is "sorry, we're fresh out of ideas for today"
"idiotcgi" is "Idiot's Guide to CGI in Perl is http://www.webdeveloper.com/cgi-perl/"
"idiots" is "#python"
"idw" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"ie" is "non standards-compliant, buggy, evil little browser. a pox on it. Let's get together and destroy every copy of it."
"ie double" is "http://plone.org/documentation/how-to/ie-double-margin-bug"
"ie filters" is "http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/author/filter/filters.asp"
"ie fixed hack" is "http://annevankesteren.nl/2004/07/fixed-positioning"
"ie4linux" is "http://www.tatanka.com.br/ies4linux/index-en.html"
"iebug" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"if anyone" is "a liar is"
"ignorance" is "Never use ignorance as a reason not to learn something."
"iirc" is "If I Remember Correctly"
"iirht" is "If I Really Had To"
"iis" is "blasphemy"
"ik" is "delicious bacon or probably quite insane"
"ill" is ""ill" means "sick".  Perhaps you meant "I'll" or "I will"."
"im" is "im means "instant message".  If you mean "I'm" or "I am", please say that"
"imMute" is "broken."
"include" is "PHP-like includes in Perl are not supported. See - http://xrl.us/weut"
"incoming" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/incoming"
"indirect" is "new Foo instead of Foo->new,  perldoc perlobj, Indirect Object Syntax; the caveats are listed"
"inf" is "a REAL REAL BIGASS number"
"infinite loop" is "See loop, infinite"
"initself" is "the technical term for a moron who wastes 5 hours because they don't read docs carefully"
"innocuous" is "innocuous is all funkyish and unpredictable"
"inop" is "Just because some random piece of software was written in Perl doesn't mean we know anything about it.  Read the documentation and talk to the authors."
"insanity" is "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
"insides" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"install module" is "perl -MCPAN -e 'install "Some::Module"' # where Some::Module is the one you want to install"
"installed" is "To check if something is installed, use perl -MMod::Name\ 999 or see perldoc -q installed"
"installed modules" is "perldoc perllocal or use ExtUtils::Installed. Check http://xrl.us/k8fc for further details."
"integral" is "And the perl stud spoketh "And lo, the sky fell and the channel was painted purple.""
"integrate" is "Get the answer from integral, the Master Perl-a-lator"
"internal server error" is "Okay, that's nice. What do the server error logs say?"
"interrupting cow" is "INTERRUPTING COW! MOOOOOO!"
"iot" is "see id"
"iow" is "in other words"
"ip address regex" is "Look at Regexp::Common"
"ip regex" is "Search cpan for Regexp::Common and use its net regexes"
"ipc" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut, perldoc perlipc"
"ipv6" is "L'IPv6 ça rox ;-)"
"ipv6 howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6 rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"ipv6howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"irated" is "a pirate of O'Reilly books"
"irc" is "Don't parse IRC with regular expressions! See POE::Component::IRC, Bot::BasicBot. Avoid Net::IRC. See also http://poe.perl.org/ . If your response begins "that's overkill. I only want to..." you are wrong."
"irl" is "In Real Life"
"is" is "is"
"is a noob" is "&noob perlbot"
"is coded in perl right? phpbot" is "perl too.. haha"
"is for" is "#perl is for helping Perl programmers write Perl code, if you have questions about other software please ask in the appropriate place to perlbot."
"is it a number" is "you should see perldoc -q 'is a number', where you will learn in part that /^\d+$/ is the proper, reliable test for a whole number or zero...  /^([+-]?)(?=\d|\.\d)\d*(\.\d*)?([Ee]([+-]?\d+))?$/ for floating point and scientific notation...   see also Scalar::Util::looks_like_number, Data::Types, Regexp::Common or POSIX::strtod"
"is stupid" is "hey, fuck you too buddy!"
"is that even relevant to the topic or" is "this just your way of saying "ive read SICP"?"
"is there a god?" is "Yes there is, and his name is Evan Carroll."
"isn't" is "what?"
"isn't it quiet" is "Too quiet, %NICK%, too quiet!"
"isn't it quiet?" is "Too quiet, too quiet!"
"israel myths" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/politics/dispelling-myths-about-israel/"
"it" is "♫ a long way from amphioxus / but we all came / from there."
"it doesn't work" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is a strong statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?  Is it on IRC all the time? Be specific!  Examples of what doesn't work (or the URL) tend to help too, or pastebin the code"
"it doesnt work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it sure" is "quiet here."
"it won't work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it wont work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it works" is "Just because something might work doesn't mean that the solution being used is the best one.  Mopeds work, but wouldn't you rather be driving a Mercedes?"
"it's it" is "what is it?"
"it's quiet" is "no it's not"
"it's quiet in here" is "LA LA LA"
"itiyrn" is "if that is your real name!"
"its" is "It's it's, not its, if you mean it is. Otherwise, it's its. It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
"its my birthday" is "Happy birthday ivantis!"
"itunes barbie" is "Multiprocessing is HARD!"
"ivantis" is "ivantis is a vegetarian running the horrible stats robot"
"jack shit" is "I do too know jack shit! he's a great guy."
"jacph" is "(see "fors")"
"jagerman" is "A 12rd level, Lawful Evil Pussy failing to handle unlimited God plan. Study hard on Anatomy 101 (Sarah's Anatomy)"
"jagerman's location" is "http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Sackville,+NB,+Canada&ie=UTF8&ll=45.95115,-64.335937&spn=87.21612,152.050781&t=k&z=3&iwloc=addr&om=1"
"japh" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_another_Perl_hacker"
"jargon" is "http://catb.org/esr/jargon/"
"jasto" is "WARNING- misdirected christian! Actually wanted to know A/S/L. Lamer than anyone on this network."
"java" is "GumbyBRAIN> F00li5h, low class person who tries to sell low-quality in an alcoholic drink made from cocoa beans."
"java sucks" is "http://fax.twilightcoders.net/files/Accessors.java"
"javascript" is "I'm too dumb to know anything about javascript :-("
"jaynes" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_(psychology) - Julian Jaynes's theory about the evolution of Consciousness"
"jdv79" is "jdv79 has trolled #perl in the past:  merlyn: why does perl not benefit from any corporate support?"
"jeek" is "the man"
"jeeper" is "Jeeper is the man, innit."
"jeffhan" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKh1Rv0PlOQ"
"jerk it" is "I'm on break, asshole."
"jesus" is "Jesus Christ on a Bicycle."
"jettero" is "a git guy"
"jew" is "everyone in #perl is a jew"
"jfdi" is "JUST FUCKING DO IT"
"jifty" is "Jifty - http://www.jifty.org/ ; http://use.perl.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/0622259&from=rss"
"jkauffman" is "jk--ffm-n"
"jobs" is "See bennymack for job opps in US-NY-Buffalo area"
"joel" is "Joel Spolsky, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/ - a blog about software management"
"john kerry" is "a douche bag but i'm voting for him anyway as http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/"
"js" is "j=just s=sucks"
"jubee" is "tell perlbot about jubee"
"k thx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kakuro" is "Kakuro or Cross-sums - a crossword with digits -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuro ; http://www.kakuro.com/ ; http://kakuro.cc/"
"karma" is "pass out karma to those who deserve it (GumbyGumby++) and retract it from those who don't (php--)"
"karmalist" is "http://farnsworth.sexypenguins.com/karma/karma2.html"
"kent\n" is "http://kent-fredric.fox.geek.nz"
"kev" is "cool"
"keywords" is "Check out all the things I know: http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi Don't want to see the port and country TLD facts? http://chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi?noports=1&nocountries=1"
"kidney stones" is "ouch!"
"killbuu" is "perlbot eval: "perlbot killbuu""
"killing_zoe" is "filmaccio francese && un patty && !bassa"
"kingemer" is "mean to borius"
"kiss" is "*kiss*"
"kitties" is "kitties need to GROW UP AND GO BACK TO FURCADIA"
"kitty" is "http://xkcd.com/231/"
"kitty operator" is "=^_^="
"know perl" is "We can't really help you if you don't know perl. #perl is for perl programmers who know perl. Helping you with your script which you downloaded is like having a brain surgeon walk you through a lobotomy."
"koin" is "pam"
"korea" is "the land of beautiful women (see sex)"
"kp" is "The ultimate Canadian."
"kthx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kurila" is "Perl Kurila is a dialect of Perl by Gerard Goossen without backward compatibility. See http://dev.tty.nl/static/kurila/doc/pod/kurilaintro.html"
"l10n" is "the other dumbest abbreviation ever. See also: i18n"
"lala" is "eval: print "lala";"
"lame" is "lame lame lame lame lame lame lame I R LAME"
"languages" is "Check how computer languages compare...  http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/craps.php"
"lark" is "a bird"
"larry wall interview" is "Slashdot interview with Larry Wall: http://interviews.slashdot.org/interviews/02/09/06/1343222.shtml?tid=145"
"lart" is "Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool"
"last resort" is "Blaming your compiler, your tools, etc. is the last resort. LAST resort. (with apologies to mjd)"
"latemp" is "Latemp - http://web-cpan.berlios.de/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that."
"laziness" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"leaky abstractions" is "http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/LeakyAbstractions.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction"
"learn balanced parentheses" is "print "OK" if /^(?{local $d=0})(\((?{$d++})|\)(?{$d--})(?(?{$d<0})(?!))|(?>[^()]+))*(?(?{$d!=0})(?!))$/'   prints "OK" if, and only if, $_ has proprely balanced parentheses"
"learn perl" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"learning perl" is ""Learning Perl", the Llama Book - http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596520106/index.html (new fifth edition, covers 5.10) . see also "
"learning perl the hard way" is "http://greenteapress.com/perl/"
"leave" is "The Cure goes into the Perl Black-Hole..."
"leave me alone" is "Stop bugging us!"
"lemme play with you" is "Oh yes! Let's play!!"
"lern" is "Es heißt LEARN"
"lexical scoping like a fox" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=213855"
"leykis" is "at http://www.971freefm.com/pages/podcast/117.rss"
"lhs" is "left hand side"
"liar" is "You know that I want your lovin'... but my logic tells me that it ain't never gonna happen, and then my defenses say I did't want it anyway.  But you know, sometimes I'm a liar."
"libapi" is "The latest web2.0 buzzword-enabled ajax technology from Fotango.  see also http://libapi.com/"
"life" is "Life is a factoid test, or a box of chocolates rotting in the sun"
"life with CPAN" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"life without cpan" is ":-("
"like" is "It's hard to say if Perl has a function like X in another language.  Please describe what X does."
"likes me" is "<3"
"line" is "Ax + B = 0"
"line in a file" is "http://p3m.org/line-in-a-file.html"
"linux" is "linux rocks!"
"lions" is "lions rip buffalos apart with their bare hands and teeth, as well as awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl lion is epoch.  A lone male battling for survival on the savannah."
"lipsum" is "LIPSUM ORUM QUORUM FORUM BORK BORK BORK"
"lisp" is "Lisp is "the most beautiful language, but every program written in it is ugly" (Larry Wall). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_programming_language . Lisp has been very influential on most modern programming languages."
"list" is "see perldoc -q 'list and an array'"
"listen" is "< beth> [...] listen to buu"
"listen to us" is "Do you want help? Then DO WHAT WE SAY. You may be surprised to discover that we actually know what we're doing. (If you don't do EXACTLY what we say, then at least tell us what you did instead, and why.)"
"listref" is "LIST REFS DON'T EXIST."
"litebot" is "a version of tybalt's minibot running against SQLite"
"live with CPAN" is "CPAN will be interviewed tomorrow on Live! with Regis and Kelly"
"living with cpan" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"lk" is "the way people who don't know how to tab complete spell ik"
"llama" is "learning perl is a llama"
"lmao" is "That's really funny!"
"lmfao" is "That's entirely too funny!"
"load" is "To include a file: require, use, do"
"local" is "local: "my" is usually preferable to local, but see http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"locking" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"lol" is "Loving old Ladies"
"loop" is "&loop"
"loop control" is "in perl last is used for break; next for continue and redo for redo"
"loop, infinite" is "See infinite loop"
"loudbot" is ".seen loudbot"
"love" is "hate"
"love perl" is ""So marry it!""
"lowercase-zofficks" is "ne "Zoffix""
"loxosceles" is "Loxosceles is the genus of spiders that includes the infamous brown recluse spider Loxosceles reclusa. Loxosceles.org is Beth's website"
"lpbd" is "PCRE should really be called LPBD - Like Perl But Different."
"ltr" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Read.  Someone on this channel thinks that you've already been given the answers to your question.  They may be wrong, but often they're right.  Go back and read the responses, check any external references you were given and see if you missed something.  If you still have a question, try wording it a different way."
"ltt" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Think. If you are reading this, it's because you've demonstrated an astounding and lamentable lack of ability or desire to think for yourself. We are not in the business of handing out answers or babysitting. Please use your brain instead of calling for mommy the instant you run into a problem. Or hire a helpdesk; cf jobs.perl.org"
"lua" is "http://www.lua.org/"
"ludan" is "crema per le emorroidi"
"lulz" is "Lulz are what I am in this for."
"lunch" is "Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. -dna"
"lunch ideas" is "Macaroni and Cheese with hot dogs cut into it"
"lunix" is "some idiot term coined by people who really should know better."
"lutefisk" is "lye and some horrible fish crap."
"lwall facts" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866"
"lwpcook" is "lwpcook - The libwww-perl cookbook: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.803/lwpcook.pod"
"m" is "eval: pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10)"
"macmini" is "mac mini is a great computer"
"maintain" is "Write all your code as if the person who has to maintain it is an axe-weilding psychopath who knows where you live."
"mandriva" is "Mandriva Linux, the distribution formerly known as Mandrake. http://www.mandriva.com/ ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandriva"
"manual" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/perl.html"
"markup" is "(like xml) (:see html)"
"masak" is "masak"
"masha" is "Princess of tennis"
"mason" is "http://www.masonbook.com/book/"
"masonsjax" is "know how i know masonsjax is gay?  he likes anal sex with men."
"math" is "I don't like it when you use me for a calculator, but you can if you must... perlbot math (expression)"
"mauke" is "the perl god"
"maw" is "22:49 < syn> maw maw maAaaAaaWwW!"
"max" is "sub max { return (sort { $b <=> $a } @_)[0] }   # works on numbers, use cmp instead of <=> for characters/words"
"maxscience" is "iPhoneGuy, some ridiculous bastard from Italy that bitches as loud as he can scream, but is unwilling to lift a finger to help out"
"maypole" is "http://maypole.simon-cozens.org/"
"me" is "you"
"meaning of life" is "42 || Sex, drugs and rock-and-roll || Peace, pot, and microdots"
"meet beth" is "Beth will be in San Diego this saturday night (2005-01-15). Act now, plans are being made!"
"megahal" is "see: gumbybrain"
"meme" is "http://maxwell.lucifer.com/virus/alt.memetics/what.is.html"
"meow" is "=^_^="
"merci" is "de rien ;)"
"merlyn" is "Randal L. Schwartz, http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/ - Perl writer, tutor and consultant.  Now with the new and improved nick, "
"merlyn on mysql" is "http://use.perl.org/~merlyn/journal/30002"
"merlyn's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"merlyn's columns" is "unix review (69 and counting), linux magazine (92 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"merlyn's location" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt"
"meta question" is "Don't ask to ask.  Don't ask to ask about X.  Don't ask if anyone is qualified to answer about X.  Just ask."
"metacommit" is "?eval  my &summon = sub { return "#Summoning metacommitters: any(" ~ uc( @^metacommitters ) ~ ").come_to_me";} summon"
"metallica" is "a metal band which produced music from the early 1980s until 27 September 1986, with a gentle transition to an angry country redneck band after that."
"metaperl" is "A troll, but sometimes his trolling produces thought provoking discussion."
"metatron" is "The voice of the One True God (TM)"
"milestone screenshots" is "http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ#Our_Milestone_Pictures"
"mister goodbar" is "WTF are you talking about, stu8?"
"mizerou" is "mizerou is a perl master in training"
"mjd 12" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/12views/samples/notes.html"
"mjd buffering" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"mjd local" is "http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"mjh" is "Hoooooooooah!"
"mod_cure" is "mod_cure is the man!"
"mod_perl" is "Check out mod_perl at http://perl.apache.org"
"mod_perl book" is "http://modperlbook.org/"
"mod_perl_inc" is "http://www.webreference.com/programming/perl/mod_perl/chap6/3/3.html"
"modperl" is "Check out mod_perl at perl.apache.org"
"module install" is "cpan -i Some::Module"
"module installed" is "To find out whether a module is installed, do perl -MSome::Module -e0 # where Some::Module is the one you want to check. No message = installed, "Compilation failed in ..."  = not installed"
"module mechanics" is "Perl Module Mechanics: http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/module_mechanics.html"
"module starter" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/Module-Starter/"
"modules" is ""Modules are a collection of reusable perl functions or classes that your perl script can use or require to avoid having to re-invent wheels. Most modules are typically found on CPAN and you can install them by using perl -MCPAN -e shell; and then following the prompts""
"modulinos" is "http://www252.pair.com/comdog/mastering_perl/Chapters/18.modulinos.html"
"modus" is "irc.freenode.net #modus http://modus.rapidpacket.com SUBSPACE http://gallery.pichars.org/modus_reborn/"
"mofbot" is "mofbot: hi"
"mofino" is "lame dispenser of hate"
"mofino hard" is " ezra, but you can do that with any girl.. I like the ones that make it hard"
"mom" is "chris's mom is hot"
"monkeys" is "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of irc clients would always be smarter than you"
"months" is "@mo = qw(Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec);"
"moo" is "Hey, you're a cow :p"
"moritz" is "moritz_"
"mrfe" is "Man Responsible For Everything"
"mst" is "an unknown nation builder."
"mu" is "the cat with the smallest mu has the least friction"
"music" is "JONAH33"
"my whole existence" is "flawed"
"mysql" is "mysql - not a real database - why not a real database ; http://sql-info.de/mysql/gotchas.html"
"mysql port" is "3306"
"nachos" is "delicious"
"nakeeee" is "< GumbyBRAIN> The anti-semetic sect of jewish people."
"namespace" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"namespaces" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"nasa tv" is "http://www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx"
"needs" is "note: you didn't provide any where neer the amount of information needed to make a decision specific to your needs."
"neo tech" is "http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/"
"neotech" is "http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.unabomber/msg/f2a168a22e24b8d7"
"netbsd" is "NetBSD > *"
"neutron" is "a neutron walk into a bar and orders a drink, recieving it he begins to search for cash, the bar tender halts his efforts with "No problem, buddy.  For you no charge.""
"new module" is "To write a CPAN module, see perldoc perlnewmod, perlmodstyle, perlmod, perlmodlib"
"newline" is "\n"
"news" is "Perl News Sites are http://perlbuzz.com/ , http://use.perl.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/"
"nfi" is "17:32 < lucs> NO FUCKING IDEA"
"nice" is "leinaD> You guys are a heck of a lot nicer than the people on the php channel."
"nice perlbot" is "  "
"niggers" is "black"
"nip it" is "in the bud!"
"nms" is "Web scripts written by experts - http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"no" is "What are you doing, why are you doing it, and how can I convince you to stop?"
"no Karma for ology" is "sqrt(-1)"
"no help" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no more pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no paste" is "Paste here: http://sial.org/pbot/perl"
"no pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no strict" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no thanks" is "Don't thank me, donate to the perl foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"no u" is "An internet meme, indicating defiance or contradiction. It's supposed to be this way, and thus isn't someone being GALACTICALLY STUPID."
"no warnings" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no workie" is "see doesn't work"
"no, 01" is "two bits, and '32-bit' means its internal operators work on 32-bit chunks"
"no, Zoffix" is "Zoffix is cool"
"no, going to yapc" is "so far beth, mofino, yaakov, hobbs. Add yourself if applicable!"
"no, here doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, lol" is "LOLLERSKATES"
"no, perlbot" is "a bot."
"nomorepasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"non-root" is "use local::lib or read Using CPAN with a non-root account at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"non-root cpan" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"nonroot" is "see non-root"
"nonroot cpan" is "see non-root cpan"
"nopaste" is "see paste"
"nopasting" is "Paste your code here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"norvig" is "http://norvig.com/21-days.html"
"noses" is "(-: wasting bandwidth through noses since 2002 :-)"
"not == not. man mt3" is "dumb, period ... that' too much for you as I can see ^_^"
"not leet" is "http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-06-06"
"not root" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"not working" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is an ambiguous statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?"
"nouns" is "nouns is Javaland - The Kingdom of Nouns -  http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html - when Object Oriented Programming is done wrong."
"november 17, 1858" is "http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/usenet/julian-day"
"now ubuntu" is "debian with sudo"
"nts" is "Newbie Talking Syndrome, where people type constantly on the channel for no purpose other than to shout I am HERE! or when your right pinky does all the work. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth. People suffering from it don't realise they have it, even if you mention this factoid"
"nude lesbian gladiators" is "the best porn available."
"nuke" is "for choking down cocks"
"number" is "I'm not a number, I'm a free womble!"
"obfuscation" is "c"
"objectivism" is "Objectivism, Ayn Rand's Libertarian Philosophy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectivism_(Ayn_Rand)"
"objects" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/ , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html"
"oblio" is "no more! long live!"
"oblio define bl" is " bl \Bee-el\, n. [From {Bad Langauage}.] Computer language whose main purpose seems to have been to crash, esp. IRC bots."
"octocat" is "http://markelikalderon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/octocat.png"
"octophant" is "some kind of wonderful robotic man"
"ofer0" is "ofer"
"oh fuck you" is "fuck you too cuntneck!"
"oh yeah, and mine" is "actually readable source"
"oink" is "http://failblog.org/2008/09/25/police-fail-2/"
"old topic" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"old topic HACK" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"ology" is "a really cool perl hacker"
"omfg" is "I can't believe you did that..."
"omfgwtfstfu" is "ETOOMANYSEXX"
"omg" is "omg wtf bbq"
"omgness" is "short for oh my goodness; see omg"
"one liner" is "docs and example of perl one liners: http://sial.org/howto/perl/one-liner/"
"one thing i did was turn nonblocking off" is "buubot?"
"oo" is "for Object Oriented programming see perldoc perlboot, perltoot, perltooc, perlbot, perlobj, perlmod, perlmodlib, perlmodstyle, perlnewmod, -f bless, -f package and http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=519389"
"ood" is "out of date"
"oogy" is " i'm gayer than xtat"
"open" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut or perldoc perlipc"
"open source" is "I think you mean open sores"
"openbsd" is "OpenBSD - Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 8 years (without SSH)!"
"opencyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"openfly" is " you are just being a dick on irc"
"ops" is "thrig paladin kitchen bod rindolf Chris62vw khisanth tybalt89 simcop2387 sili tag BinGOs beth mst f00li5h"
"ops # AnonymousLSD" is "being more fucking annoying than me"
"ops ## ban farnsworth he" is "spamming error messages."
"optimisation" is "see optimization"
"optimization" is ""What is faster? X or Y?" - see http://xrl.us/ondzx"
"optional module" is "http://sial.org/blog/2006/12/optional_perl_module_loading.html"
"oracle" is "http://www.oracle.com/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_database, http://oracle-wtf.blogspot.com/. That or the Delphi Oracle or NP-Complete Oracles."
"ordered hash" is "get your ordered hash: Tie::IxHash or Tie::OrderedHash. better yet, use a frickin array."
"orgasms" is "watch out for buu... and his mess..."
"orinoco" is "a south american river, 1500 miles long"
"orly" is "yarly"
"orm" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-relational_mapping, see DBIx::Class, Rose::DB::Object"
"oswd" is "Open Source Web Design - http://www.oswd.org/"
"other regex" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions because we will try our hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"otoh" is "on the other hand"
"ouah" is "ho le maichan trolleur"
"our" is "An "our" declares the listed variables to be valid globals within the enclosing block, file, or "eval"."
"overhyped" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"overload" is "overload is a neat module to allow you to make your objects behave oddly when used in expressions"
"ovid" is "Ovid is either Curtis "Ovid" Poe ( http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/ ) or the CPAN->RPM Gateway - http://search.cpan.org/dist/Ovid/. That or the ancient Roman dude."
"ovid's cgi course" is "http://web.archive.org/web/20070709150107/http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"ovid's cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"owner" is "Chris62vw owns me in various positions."
"ozy and millie" is "http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"p6" is "a patchset to make perl5 maintainable"
"p6ge" is "perl 6 grammar engine"
"p6l" is "perl6-language@perl.org"
"pDC" is "Perl Dreamer's Association of associated thoughts and references that are usually puzzling and always genius for the solving of complex problems in the language of thy camel our lord as spoken by WebGUI the savior of all things cool"
"pQuery" is "pQuery where p = Perl at http://ajaxian.com/archives/pquery-where-p-perl"
"padawan" is "Apprentice Jedi"
"pam" is "a login manager :)"
"paotzu" is "a coprophagic zoofile from outer space. In his spare time he climaxes old ladies."
"parallel" is "poe.perl.org, Parallel::ForkManager and some other things"
"paris" is "Yeah I Did her. It was me in the video"
"parrot" is "http://www.parrotcode.org/"
"parse html" is "Don't even THINK about using regular expressions; to parse HTML go to http://search.cpan.org/search?query=parse+html&mode=module"
"parsing" is "commonly used parsing techniques: http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col55.html"
"paste" is "Paste your code to http://sial.org/pbot/perl http://erxz.com/pb or http://p3m.org/pfn/perl and #Perl will be able to view it."
"paste in the channel" is "403 Forbidden"
"pastebin" is "(see paste)"
"pastebot" is "http://search.cpan.org/~rcaputo/Bot-Pastebot-0.52/"
"pastebot project" is "Hey, we could use some help!  Check out: http://sf.net/projects/pastebot/"
"pasted" is "pasted"
"pasted "WHY USE LISP!?  C" is "FASTAR?!?!?" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/50979"
"patience" is "The people who help here are volunteers. Your attitude will determine how politely you are helped."
"pattern" is " Helping pattern was a thoroughly unpleasant experience that I would not want to repeat.  I would like that half hour of my life back."
"pause recent" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/pub/PAUSE/authors/id/"
"pbml" is "Perl Basics Mailing List - http://oakland.pm.org/mailinglists/pbml_faq.html"
"pbotutil" is "pbotutil: http://sial.org/code/perl/scripts/pbotutil.pl"
"pbp" is "Perl Best Practices by Damian. http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlbp/   # But keep in mind, it is only 'a' way, not 'the' way."
"pbride" is "The Princess Bride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film) - only the best film ever."
"pdpc" is "Peer-Directed Projects Center - http://freenode.net/pdpc.shtml"
"pearl" is "see perl"
"pebcak" is "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard"
"pebkac" is "problem exists between keyboard and chair"
"penis" is "hey spaceboy!"
"penis  >  simcop2387 | q[ender]: but then i'll be  called  simcop2387 | perlbot BTS  >  simcop2387 | perlbot help  >  simcop2387 | psypete  slaps  simcop2387 | what" is "simcop2387 | I  blame  simcop2387 | You  suck  simcop2387 | my account name  is  simcop2387 | thanks, I  have  simcop2387 | elisabeth  ==  simcop2387 | Khisanth  smacks  simcop2387 | Khisanth  slaps  simcop2387 | Elisabeth  love  simcop2387"
"peppe" is "peppe e' phicko e fuffoso"
"perbot: I only listen" is "Dazbot do"
"performance" is "if your question begins with "is there a performance boost from ..." the answer is no, there is not, ever. write good clean code first, then if performance becomes an issue"
"perl" is "It's Perl (for the language) or perl (for the interpreter) but NEVER 'PERL'!"
"perl 6 critique" is "rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746"
"perl \is not python" is " it's just pining!"
"perl begin" is "The Perl Beginners' Site - http://perl-begin.org/"
"perl broken" is "Do you REALLY think that the language is broken?  That a language and implementation that's been around for over 10 years is broken, and wrong?  Instead of someone who's just getting started with Perl?  What are the chances?"
"perl english" is "You know what I like about perl? It's the fact that this English sentence is perfectly parsable! Some may say: "no way", but I got deparse to prove it"
"perl for newbies" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/"
"perl for the insane" is "Yaakov, you can read the camel like everyone else"
"perl help" is "Ask forth your question to the all-knowing #perl and we shall bestow upon you the answer of correctitude."
"perl jobs" is "http://jobs.perl.org"
"perl like c" is "< Yaakov> perl is very idiomatic.  Your C experience will only help you with general principles.  If you use your style and structure experience from C with perl, you will make an awful mess. [...] A hammer and a screwdriver both install fasteners, but if you only know one, you are going to do pretty poorly with the other."
"perl meme" is "http://www.perlmeme.org/"
"perl null" is "null is spelled 'undef' in Perl, and is generally just as fatal to program execution as it is in languages where null exists."
"perl prototypes" is "Prototypes in Perl: http://www.perl.com/language/misc/fmproto.html"
"perl regex" is "Learn Perl regex syntax: http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html  http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html , http://www.regular-expressions.info/lookaround.html"
"perl religiosity" is "Perl is a great language.  It's very well suited to do many things, especially string manipulation.  However, beware of the narrowminded / ignorant / religious  who claims Perl is good, or even best, at everything.  "I know a lot of people use Perl for what it's useful for.  But I don't expect them to take themselves off to a monastery and just write Perl scripts all day."  --  Larry Wall"
"perl sdl" is "http://sdlperl.org/"
"perl stats" is "http://erxz.com/stats/"
"perl topic" is "Feel free to talk about whatever you wish in #perl, but help those who ask perl questions"
"perl tutorials" is "Tutorials and Books: http://www.comp.leeds.ac.uk/Perl/start.html :: http://learn.perl.org/ :: http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks"
"perl win" is "See: http://win32.perl.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page"
"perl's greatest strength" is "regular expressions, hashes, modules and cpan"
"perl-begin" is "http://perl-begin.org/"
"perl5004delta" is "what's new for perl5.004 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5004delta.html"
"perl5005delta" is "what's new for perl5.005 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5005delta.html"
"perl561delta" is "what's new for perl v5.6.x - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl561delta.html"
"perl56delta" is "what's new for perl v5.6.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl56delta.html"
"perl570delta" is "what's new for perl v5.7.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl570delta.html"
"perl6" is "a patchset to make perl5 maintainable"
"perl6 Test.pm" is "http://feather.perl6.nl/~markstos/Test.pm.html"
"perl6 bible" is "http://search.cpan.org/~autrijus/Perl6-Bible-0.30/"
"perl6crit" is "rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746"
"perlDreamer" is "Colin Kuskie, Contributor of the Year, and jack of all trades"
"perlaix" is "Perl version 5 on IBM Unix (AIX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlaix.html"
"perlall" is "see: RTFM"
"perlamiga" is "Perl under Amiga OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlamiga.html"
"perlapi" is "autogenerated documentation for the perl public API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapi.html"
"perlapio" is "perl's IO abstraction interface. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapio.html"
"perlapollo" is "Perl version 5 on Apollo DomainOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapollo.html"
"perlass" is "when your ass goes numb from coding perl"
"perlbat" is "perlbot's halloween costume (^) <-- ascii bat"
"perlbeos" is "Perl version 5 on BeOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbeos.html"
"perlbook" is "Perl book information - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbook.html"
"perlboot" is "Perl OO tutorial for beginners - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html"
"perlbot" is "perldoc perlbot - Bag'o Object Tricks (the BOT)"
"perlbot TIMTOWTDI" is "see TMTOWTDI (there is no first I)"
"perlbot doesn't work" is "Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too."
"perlbot regex" is "Regular Expressioins: perldoc perlrequick perlretut perlre"
"perlbot relearn not working as Look buddy, doesn't work" is "an ambiguous statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money? Does it waste its time on IRC all day long?  Please be specific!  Define 'it' and what it isn't doing."
"perlbot relearn your face as" is "ugly"
"perlbot what" is "pcre"
"perlbot what time" is "it"
"perlbot your face" is "ugly"
"perlbot yuiop." is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
"perlbot!" is "What? I didn't do it! you can't prove anything!"
"perlbot, god" is "EvanCarroll"
"perlbot, niggers" is "stupid"
"perlbot, relearn god as God" is "EvanCarroll, rejoice for he is all holy."
"perlbot, what" is "what"
"perlbot, who" is "your god?"
"perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" is "Dazbot do"
"perlbota" is "perlbot"
"perlbs2000" is "building and installing Perl for BS2000. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbs2000.html"
"perlcafe" is "http://jagerman.com/perlcafe/"
"perlcafe ops" is "Chris62vw q[ender] jagerman rindolf"
"perlcall" is "Perl calling conventions from C - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcall.html"
"perlcc" is "Don't use perlcc!! Use PAR instead: http://par.perl.org"
"perlce" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlce.html"
"perlcheat" is "Perl cheat sheet - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcheat.html"
"perlclib" is "Internal replacements for stand"
"perlcn" is "¼òÌåÖ�ÎÄ Perl Ö¸Ä� - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcn.html"
"perlcompile" is "Introduction to the Perl Compiler-Translator - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcompile.html"
"perlcygwin" is "Perl for Cygwin - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcygwin.html"
"perldata" is "Perl data types - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldata.html"
"perldbmfilter" is "Perl DBM Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldbmfilter.html"
"perldebguts" is "Guts of Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebguts.html"
"perldebtut" is "Perl debugging tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebtut.html"
"perldebug" is "Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebug.html"
"perldelta" is "what is new for perl v5.8.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldelta.html"
"perldgux" is "Perl under DG/UX. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldgux.html"
"perldiag" is "various Perl diagnostics - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldiag.html"
"perldoc" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/ or USE THE DOCS INSTALLED ON YOUR SYSTEM.   On *nix you get perldoc(1) (See perldoc perldoc), and on windows activestate comes with HTML."
"perldoc howto" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/perldoc/"
"perldos" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perldos.html"
"perldsc" is "Perl Data Structures Cookbook - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldsc.html"
"perlebcdic" is "Considerations for running Perl on EBCDIC platforms - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlebcdic.html"
"perlembed" is "how to embed perl in your C program - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlembed.html"
"perlepoc" is "Perl for EPOC - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlepoc.html"
"perlfaq" is "Perl frequently asked questions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq.html"
"perlfaq1" is "General Questions About Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq1.html"
"perlfaq2" is "Obtaining and Learning about Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq2.html"
"perlfaq3" is "Programming tools - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq3.html"
"perlfaq4" is "Data Manipulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq4.html"
"perlfaq5" is "Files and Formats - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq5.html"
"perlfaq6" is "Regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq6.html"
"perlfaq7" is "Perl Language Issues - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq7.html"
"perlfaq8" is "System Interaction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq8.html"
"perlfaq9" is "Networking - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq9.html"
"perlfilter" is "Source Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfilter.html"
"perlfork" is "Perl's fork() emulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfork.html"
"perlform" is "Perl form"
"perlfreebsd" is "Perl version 5 on FreeBSD systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfreebsd.html"
"perlfunc" is "Perl builtin functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfunc.html"
"perlguts" is "Introduction to the Perl API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlguts.html"
"perlguts illustrated" is "http://www.perl.org/tpc/1998/Perl_Language_and_Modules/Perl%20Illustrated/"
"perlhack" is "How to hack at the Perl internals - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhack.html"
"perlhashes" is "http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2002/10/01/hashes.html"
"perlhist" is "the Perl history records - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhist.html"
"perlhpux" is "Perl version 5 on Hewlett-Packard Unix (HP-UX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhpux.html"
"perlhurd" is "Perl version 5 on Hurd - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhurd.html"
"perlintern" is "autogenerated documentation of purely internal Perl functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintern.html"
"perlintro" is "a brief introduction to and overview of Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintro.html"
"perliol" is "C API for Perl's implementation of IO in Layers. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perliol.html"
"perlipc" is "Perl interprocess communication (signals, fifos, pipes, safe subprocesses, sockets, and semaphores) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlipc.html"
"perlirix" is "Perl version 5 on Irix systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlirix.html"
"perlish" is "Perlish Coding Style - http://perl.4pro.net/pcs.html - a non-recommended style of writing Perl code."
"perlisism" is "Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop"
"perlism" is "Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop"
"perljam" is " simcop2387: Sure, but if and when you do hang out, I'm sure she asks you to put it back in."
"perljp" is "ÆüËܸì Perl ¥¬¥¤¥É - http://perldoc.perl.org/perljp.html"
"perlko" is "Perl°ú Çѱ¹¾î ÀÎÄÚµù - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlko.html"
"perllexwarn" is "Perl Lexical Warnings - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllexwarn.html"
"perllocale" is "Perl locale handling (internationalization and localization) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllocale.html"
"perllol" is "Manipulating Arrays of Arrays in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllol.html"
"perlmachten" is "Perl version 5 on Power MachTen systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmachten.html"
"perlmacos" is "Perl under Mac OS (Classic) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmacos.html"
"perlmeme" is "http://perlmeme.org/"
"perlmint" is "Perl version 5 on Atari MiNT - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmint.html"
"perlmod" is "Perl modules (packages and symbol tables) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmod.html"
"perlmodinstall" is "Installing CPAN Modules - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodinstall.html"
"perlmodlib" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodlib.html"
"perlmodstyle" is "Perl module style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodstyle.html"
"perlmonkey" is "http://d.imagehost.org/0684/perl.png"
"perlmonks" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/ .. a Perl user community that you should join if you want to learn Perl."
"perlmpeix" is "Perl/iX for HP e3000 MPE - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmpeix.html"
"perlneck" is "when your neck starts to feel subluxed because of coding perl"
"perlnetware" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnetware.html"
"perlnewb" is "perlnewb is a silly bastard"
"perlnewbie" is "[see whiteghost]"
"perlnewmod" is "preparing a new module for distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnewmod.html"
"perlnumber" is "semantics of numbers and numeric operations in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnumber.html"
"perlobj" is "Perl objects - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html"
"perlop" is "Perl operators and precedence - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html"
"perlopentut" is "tutorial on opening things in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlopentut.html"
"perlos2" is "Perl under OS/2, DOS, Win0.3*, Win0.95 and WinNT. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos2.html"
"perlos390" is "building and installing Perl for OS/390 and z/OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos390.html"
"perlothrtut" is "old tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlothrtut.html"
"perlpacktut" is "tutorial on pack and unpack - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpacktut.html"
"perlpaste" is "see paste"
"perlplan9" is "Plan 9-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlplan9.html"
"perlpod" is "Perl plain old documentation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpod.html"
"perlpodspec" is "Plain Old Documentation: format specification and notes - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpodspec.html"
"perlporn" is "Unf."
"perlport" is "Writing portable Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5"
"perlqnx" is "Perl version 5 on QNX - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlqnx.html"
"perlre" is "Perl regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html"
"perlredocs" is "perlrequick, perlretut, perlre, perlreref"
"perlref" is "Perl references and nested data structures - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlref.html"
"perlreftut" is "Mark's very short tutorial about references - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlreftut.html"
"perlrequick" is "Perl regular expressions quick start - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrequick.html"
"perlreref" is "Regexp Quick Reference - http://dellah.org/pod/perlreref.html"
"perlretut" is "Perl regular expressions tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html"
"perlrun" is "how to execute the Perl interpreter - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrun.html"
"perlsec" is "Perl security - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsec.html"
"perlsex" is "print "OMG OMG OMG YES YES YES""
"perlsolaris" is "Perl version 5 on Solaris systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsolaris.html"
"perlstyle" is "Perl style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlstyle.html"
"perlsub" is "Perl subroutines - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsub.html"
"perlsyn" is "Perl syntax - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsyn.html"
"perlthrtut" is "tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlthrtut.html"
"perltidy" is "Beautify your code with perltidy! http://perltidy.sourceforge.net/"
"perltie" is "how to hide an object class in a simple variable - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltie.html"
"perltip" is "A great tip for large scripts containing a vast number of variable names it is best to be consistent with your case sensitivity and maybe even develop a system for naming variables that makes sense to you. For the majority of us programmers, capitals are simply not an option.  http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlsyntax.php"
"perltoc" is "perl documentation table of contents - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoc.html"
"perltodo" is "Perl TO-DO List - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltodo.html"
"perltooc" is "Perl OO tutorial, part 2 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltooc.html"
"perltoot" is "Perl OO tutorial, part 1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html"
"perltrap" is "Perl traps for the unwary - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltrap.html"
"perltru64" is "Perl version 5 on Tru64 (formerly known as Digital UNIX formerly known as DEC OSF/1) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltru64.html"
"perltut" is "Tutorials and books: http://www.comp.leeds.ac.uk/Perl/start.html - http://library.psyon.org/programming/perl/win32perltut.html (for all platforms) - http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks"
"perltw" is "¥¿Å餤¤å Perl «ü«n - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltw.html"
"perlunicode" is "Unicode support in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunicode.html"
"perlunifaq" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunifaq.html"
"perluniintro" is "Perl Unicode introduction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluniintro.html"
"perlunitut" is "http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?perlunitut"
"perlutil" is "utilities packaged with the Perl distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlutil.html"
"perluts" is "Perl under UTS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluts.html"
"perlvar" is "Perl predefined variables - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvar.html"
"perlvmesa" is "building and installing Perl for VM/ESA. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvmesa.html"
"perlvms" is "VMS-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvms.html"
"perlvos" is "Perl for Stratus VOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvos.html"
"perlwin32" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlwin32.html"
"perlxs" is "XS language reference manual - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxs.html"
"perlxstut" is "Tutorial for writing XSUBs - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxstut.html"
"perlygatekeeper" is "great for 1 day"
"pernetrope" is "it's from a movie called fantastic planet"
"pesky" is "MeVsTheVoices is pesky (see also: MeVsTheVoices)"
"pets" is "=^_^="
"phalanx" is "The Phalanx Project - Improving tests, coverage and documentation in Perl and CPAN - http://qa.perl.org/phalanx/"
"philosophy what" is "the meaning of life?"
"photobucket" is "Chris62vw photobucket: http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x226/Chris62vw/"
"php" is "http://tnx.nl/php  ruby is halfway between lisp and perl just like PHP is halfway between a template system and VB 5. see also: http://www.articlesbase.com/videos/5min/406012"
"php for large sites" is "http://www.ukuug.org/events/linux2002/papers/html/php/"
"pi" is "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865"
"pichars" is "http://gallery.pichars.org"
"picture" is "my picture ~ http://gallery.pichars.org/modus/perlbot.png"
"pie" is "Ding, pies are done!"
"piet" is "an esoteric programming language designed by David Morgan-Mar, whose programs are bitmaps that look like abstract art. See http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html"
"ping" is "pong!"
"pinyin" is "Check out http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=11 for information on the CEDict::Pinyin module."
"pita" is "Pita in the ass"
"pix" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"pix plz" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"pkrumins" is "alexander superkit"
"placeholders" is "You want placeholders: http://www.geekuprising.com/create_better_perl_and_sql_with_placeholders"
"plan 9" is "the OS from outer space"
"pls" is "http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/omglol.html"
"plurk" is "teh awesome chat-esqe irc-esqe twitter-esqe comms site, built with less fail!: http://www.plurk.com"
"plz" is "Plz to not be usink the AOLbonics kthxbye."
"poco-irc" is "poco-irc is the short form for POE::Component::IRC and see http://www.gumbynet.org.uk/poe/ for details ( Win32 packages and installation instructions available )."
"pod" is "Pod in 5 Minutes: http://juerd.nl/site.plp/perlpodtut"
"poe" is "POE - multitasking and network framework for perl - http://poe.perl.org/ - POE Cookbook: http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook"
"poe debug" is "sub POE::Kernel::ASSERT_DEFAULT () { 1 } sub POE::Kernel::TRACE_DEFAULT  () { 1 }"
"poeknee" is "GumbyBRAIN: POEKnee"
"poeslides" is "http://axkit.org/docs/presentations/tpc2002/poe.axp/poe.pdf"
"pong" is "http://xkcd.com/117/"
"poolp" is "poolp is a lamer!"
"porn" is "http://www.asciipr0n.com"
"posix" is "POSIX - Perl interface to IEEE Std 1003.1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/POSIX.html"
"postfix" is "http://www.spsu.edu/cs/faculty/bbrown/web_lectures/postfix/"
"powerless" is "a midget in a getting stuff off a high shelf contest"
"pp" is "http://interglacial.com/~sburke/pub/perl.html"
"ppl" is "ppl is "parts per liter".  Perhaps you meant "people"?"
"ppm" is "http://theoryx5.uwinnipeg.ca/ppms/"
"ppt" is "the Perl Power Tools, implementations of many Unix user-land applications in Perl according to BSD standards. You can find it on CPAN at http://search.cpan.org/dist/ppt/."
"pptpd" is " Alex_away: @#!  //   =>[]"
"pr" is "short for purr"
"practical mod_perl" is ""Practical mod_perl" by Stas Bekman and Eric Cholet, freely available online on: http://modperlbook.org/"
"pragma" is "a bitch"
"pragma_" is "a bitch"
"preaction" is "for every action there is a preaction"
"precedence" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Precedence.html"
"preg" is "Don't fucking ask us about your crappy php problems. We don't care. No, really, we don't care. PCRE has absolutely nothing to do with perl. And yes we know the people in ##php are too stupid to answer your question. We still don't care."
"premade script" is "We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere.  #perl is for perl programmers who author code"
"premade scripts" is "We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere.  #perl is for perl programmers who author code"
"premature end of script headers" is "That means you aren't printing "Content-type: text/html\n\n" as the very first line of output."
"premature optimization" is ""Premature optimization is the root of all evil" - Donald Knuth :: Beware "Compulsive Tuning Disorder" - Gaja Krishna Vaidyanatha"
"prereqophobia" is "the irrational, irascible (for the knowledgeable, anyway) fear of making one's life easier by eschewing all code reuse. Also known as NIH syndrome, for "Not Invented Here"."
"press button" is "receive bacon"
"presume" is "simcop2387's most likely unfinished (ever) resume application written in perl to create resumes in LaTeX (or other formats) and storing the data in an SQLite database to allow for changing of templates and updating the resume without concerns of formatting or reentering data."
"print thrig's receipt" is "Printing... Done! Pick up your receipt on tray 2."
"print_r" is "use Data::Dumper; print Dumper \%yourstructure"
"problem" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"profanity" is "the linguistic crutch of inarticulate fuckheads."
"profi" is "stupid"
"profiling" is "Profiling Perl - http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2004/06/25/profiling.html"
"pronel" is "Swahili for "I don't know what I was saying, but the horse agreed with me.""
"prototype" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://xrl.us/becxi2"
"prototypes" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.perl.modules/msg/84484de5eb01085b?dmode=source&output=gplain"
"pseudoperl" is "pseudoperl is a trademark of f00li5h industries P/L"
"psion" is "the super ruler of the ultramegaverse"
"psyop" is "IRC user"
"psyop_" is "can't spell his nick right, see 'psyop'"
"psyperl" is "gay"
"pugs" is "http://www.pugscode.org/"
"pugs revisions log" is "http://rt.openfoundry.org/Foundry/Project/Source/index.html/pugs/log/"
"punctuation" is "ignored in"
"purebasic" is "see purebasic.com"
"purl" is "wrong network buddy"
"purr" is "happy kitty is happy"
"pussy stink" is "sili"
"puzzle" is "We're here to solve problems, not puzzles. Needless restrictions will only frustrate us and cause us to stop trying to help"
"pwnd" is "poenurd"
"pwned" is ""yeah? well, that's what you are!""
"pxperl" is "http://pxperl.com/ (url dead - seems unmaintained) perl distribution for Windows that's not ActiveState and includes a C compiler and Pugs"
"pyronecroboviphiliac" is "A #perl Editorial:  Now, while it's true that I occasionally have sex with a flaming dead cow, I don't think that makes me a freak.  A moment of tenderness between myself and fiery livestock doesn't mean anything."
"python" is "Python's slogan is "There's only one obvious way to do it.""
"python equivalent of XYZ" is "We're Perl coders here, primarily. We probably don't know what Python's XYZ feature is."
"q[ender]" is "a prude lumberjack plumbing hero, 2" AROUND, BITCH!"
"qa" is "Quality Assurance"
"qemu" is "http://fabrice.bellard.free.fr/qemu/"
"quadratic" is "Ax^2 + Bx + C = 0"
"quadratic formula" is "x = ( -B +- sqrt(B**2 - 4AC)) / 2A"
"quanta" is "helps with Zoffix's HTML hate but sadly not with his speling"
"querylet" is "http://use.perl.org/~rjbs/journal/20954"
"question" is "What you should be doing, asking a question.. And, not wasting my time with you're pre-question smalltalk!"
"questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"quick_install" is "PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 perl -MCPAN -e 'CPAN::Shell->notest("install", "TheModule")'"
"quickcheck" is "at http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~rjmh/QuickCheck/"
"quit yapping" is "http://www.stfu.se/"
"quote" is "!quote"
"quuux" is "you must be bored to get this far"
"quux" is "quuux"
"qux" is "quux"
"r" is "'r' is a letter of the alphabet that comes before 's' and which can make just one sound - likely, however, if I am asked about it, you're wanting me to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID using 'r' instead of 'are' will appear.  You can wean yourself of this habit by silently pronouncing it to yourself as 'grrr' when you are typing it, and then you will realize how stupid you look."
"racism" is "I'm not racist, I hate everyone!  Except oblio."
"railbait" is "HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge"
"randal schwartz condition" is "Nobody expects the Randal Schwartz Condition - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sf-pm-perl-saints-instead-of-heroes"
"randal schwartz uncut" is "at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/rss"
"rantanplan" is "the dog who is stupider than his own shadow"
"raw mod_perl 2" is ""I don't like the best practices answer someone gave me, will someone else coddle to my anachronistic development style?""
"rdab" is "Read Docs; Apply Brain"
"re" is "For regular expressions see the perldocs qw(perlretut perlrequick perlreref perlre) http://xrl.us/ozni"
"read" is "Reading a document actually means reading it.  If someone tells you your answer is in a particular document and you claim to actually have already read it and didn't find your answer, then perhaps your biggest problem right now isn't what you think it is."
"read entire file" is "$file = do { local $/;  }; # perldoc perlvar, see $/ for an explanation"
"read my mind" is "what mind?"
"realmolaca" is "it's an awesome videogame."
"recent" is "http://search.cpan.org/uploads.rdf - A RDF-formatted feed for recent CPAN distribution submissions"
"recursion" is "recursion: (n) see recursion"
"red herring" is "see XY problem"
"redhat" is "redhat sux :-("
"reeality" is "http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/reeality"
"refactoring" is "http://www.refactoring.com/ - Improving the quality of code without changing its external behaviour."
"references" is "perlreftut, perlref, perldsc, perllol, http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/References.html, http://blob.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/3145_Chap07.pdf, http://stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col68.html"
"regex" is "We don't do non-perl regex questions here, not even if you think the answer is the same in your language as it is in perl. It usually isn't! (it's also not our fault that nobody in #php or #regex knows the answer.) See PCRE. http://xkcd.com/208/"
"regex characters" is ". == [^\n]; \s == [\x20\f\t\r\n]; \w == [A-Za-z0-9_]; \d == [0-9]; \S, \W and \D negate"
"regex coach" is "http://www.weitz.de/regex-coach/"
"regex help" is "please show us (1) a -real- example of the input data (not something you think is similar), (2) your current code, (3) the output you want, (4) the output you get"
"regex info" is "http://regular-expressions.info/"
"regex question" is "When you ask a regex question you won't get a good answer without three things: 1) The language it will be written in; 2) An example of the REAL input data, not a faked up version; and 3) What you need out and how you will use it."
"regexen" is "plural of regex"
"reinventing the wheel" is "Whatever reasons you have for reinventing the wheel please look at some existing wheels first before you ask us what shape wheels ought to be."
"reip" is "japhy's excellet regular expressions guide: http://japhy.perlmonk.org/book/"
"relarn" is "omg learn how to spell. retard!"
"relationship" is "a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship"
"relears cargo cult" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html"
"remote install" is "A) Ask your provider to install it. B) Get shell access, install your self. C) Fake shell access with perl cgi scripts D) Cross compile on a compatible local box and upload."
"remove module" is "Either use CPANPLUS or see http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_delete_Perl_modules"
"remove modules" is "See http://xrl.us/ma97 for information relating to removing modules."
"repeat" is "Don't repeat yourself.  Someone will help you if they feel the urge."
"repl" is "Read-Eval-Print-Loop see also Devel::REPL"
"repute" is "Yaakov's panacea in channel management, check the wiki at http://thirdlobe.com/projects/repute/"
"resolve hostname" is "perl -le 'use Socket; print inet_ntoa scalar(gethostbyname "google.com")'"
"retard" is "Ask me to "be a retard". I won't let you down."
"retardo" is "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!"
"rfc" is "request for comments"
"rfc1918" is "rfc1918 is also bcp 5.  It defines private networks that aren't to be routed on the public internet.  The networks are 10.0.0.0/8, 172.16.0.0/12, and 192.168.0.0/16."
"rfc822" is "http://search.cpan.org/src/EFOLLEY/HTML-FormatData-0.10/lib/HTML/FormatData.pm"
"rhs" is "right hand side"
"ribasushi" is "not in the database"
"rick" is "Never gonna give you up //Never gonna let you down //Never gonna run around and desert you //Never gonna make you cry //Never gonna say goodbye //Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"rickswm" is "see "
"rifcraze" is "a smack starved junkie"
"right" is "How the hell should I know? TIAS, jackass"
"right channel" is "Why are you asking that question here?  Ask that question in the appropriate channel.  While we are smart and might know the answer, this does not give you permission to ask off topic questions here"
"right thing" is ""I tried the right thing, and had a problem, so I did the wrong thing, and now I have a problem with that, can you help me fix the wrong thing?" ... what's wrong with this sentence?"
"rindolf" is "Shlomi Fish, http://www.shlomifish.org/ (His F.A.Q. -  http://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/ )"
"rindolf about gmail" is "http://shlomif.livejournal.com/46955.html"
"rindolf networking problem" is "see shlomif networking problem"
"rindolf on php" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/30039"
"rizen" is "JT, the creator of WebGUI, aka TMRFE"
"robeph" is " then yoiu could use like... :) emoticons to express the end... :):):):):-P!!!! YOUR EGGS IS DUN!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D"
"rofl" is "ROFLCOPTER (see 'lol')"
"roflmfaoaotp" is "idiocy"
"rolling your own" is "#perl has this to say on the subject of rolling your own: "Don't.""
"romero" is " z0mg, needs more pentagrams!"
"room" is "#perl is a channel. Rooms are for AOL."
"root" is "Don't use IRC as root! Log out now! Come back as a user."
"root also" is "The Alpha, the Omega, and all the silly characters in between and on the other sides. It's the allpowerful user in a UNIX-like system.. LOG OUT NOW. YOU ARE INSECURE. Come back as a user."
"rot13: the p226r" is "the rolls royce of combat handguns"
"round" is "try perldoc -q round, or use sprintf, or sub round { my $num = $_[0]; $num = int($num + .5); return $num }"
"rpm" is "RPM Package Manager. See: http://www.rpm.org/, http://search.cpan.org/dist/Ovid/"
"rss" is "rich site summary"
"rsync" is "http://samba.anu.edu.au/rsync/ - a tool for remote synchronisation of files and directory structures. Many features."
"rtfm" is "RTFM - Read the Fuc^H^Hine Manual. or http://mongers.org/rtfm or http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rtfm.png"
"rtfs" is "READ THE FUCKING SOURCE"
"rtl" is "right to left"
"rtmfmcs" is "READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MANUAL COCK SUCKER"
"rub a dub dub" is ""Rub a dub dub" from "Joel on Software" - http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000348.html"
"ruby" is "ruby is a wannabe perl"
"ruby vs. perl regexen" is " rhizo: why is ruby's regex-engine inferior? it's the same! PCRE"
"ruignoring" is "Are you ignoring this?"
"rule 1" is "You must spell out all words and not use leet speak in #perl"
"rule 17" is "Getting bored yet?"
"rule 2" is "Please follow our motto of "Don't ask to ask, just ask""
"rule 3" is "Stop asking me about silly rules and get back to work."
"rule 4" is "don't forget to HLAGH"
"rule 5" is "The fifth rule of #perl is you do not talk about #perl."
"rule 6" is "evidently several people didn't read rule 3"
"rule 7" is "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FLAMING CRAP WEASEL"
"rule 8" is "dongs"
"rx" is "http://rjbs.manxome.org/rx/"
"s/n" is "signal to noise ratio. when there is more noise than signal, the signal becomes unrecognisable. (aka: shut up and stay on topic)"
"sa paste" is "Paste your code and #spamassassin will be able to view it: http://sial.org/pbot/spamassassin"
"sadwap" is "suck a dick, win a prize"
"safp" is "submit a fucking patch"
"safrican wanted you to know about "perl": perl" is "a program. Perl is a language. There are many versions of perl, but only five versions of Perl. There is no such thing as PERL. See perldoc -q 'difference between'."
"sapir whorf" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapir-Whorf_hypothesis - your language constrain and affects your thought. Also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blub_(programming)."
"saq" is "http://ginini.com/perlsaq.html"
"sauce" is "Chicken fingers with a side of blondie sauce"
"sawn" is "IDIOT"
"say what you want" is "Tell us what you want, not what some other language calls it."
"scary factorial" is "An example of a tail-recursive factorial function in perl is: sub fac { _fac(my $a = $_[0], my $b = $_[0] - 1) } sub _fac { return $_[0] unless $_[1] > 1; $_[0] *= $_[1]; $_[1]--; goto &_fac };'"
"scent" is "â„–"
"scent's aliases" is "penz, _s, s_, scentia, omgb00bies, n00b"
"scentia" is "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaay"
"scnetia" is "STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaight"
"scold" is "%nick%, %nick%, %nick%... what ever shall I do with you?"
"scoping" is "Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"scor1" is "Adnan Akbar"
"scottmc" is " you fucking idiot if I leave the quotes out it wont compile"
"scrable this" is "a test."
"screen" is "Screen is a full-screen window manager that multiplexes a physical terminal between several processes, typically interactive shells.  Read more here: http://www.gnu.org/software/screen/screen.html"
"screen-scraping" is "Screen-scraping with WWW::Mechanize and HTML::TokeParser - http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/01/22/mechanize.html"
"screw" is "a nail with threads"
"scripting language" is "What's that mean? All I know are compiled languages and interpreted languages."
"scrottie" is "useless like a 2 inch penis"
"sdl" is "soggy diaper labels"
"sdl perl" is "http://sdlperl.org/"
"search.cpan.org had a link to the source which" is "a .pm file"
"secret hamster" is "Is a secret hamster the type gays stick up their butts?"
"sed" is "Sed intro and tutorial http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Sed.html"
"seen" is "learn to use nickserv and /whois"
"seen f00li5h" is "f00li5h was last seen on #perl 2h 04m ago saying "meow""
"segg" is "ass"
"select" is "select - Returns the currently selected filehandle or sets the current default filehandle for output.  See perldoc -f select and IO::Select"
"self-awareness" is "perlbot"
"selfishness" is "Selflessness, Selfishness, Rational Self-Growth and anything between is http://xrl.us/v8nw"
"seo" is "Search Engine Optimization"
"set inc" is "To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl."
"sex" is "just like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any"
"sga-quote1" is "I already gave you the plan. A plan full of holes? So fill them. What, what if I run into a problem? Work around it! - Stargate Atlantis s5e16 dialog between McKay and lesser scientist."
"sgml" is "don't be a pedant. see also html"
"sgu" is "the best of television ever, in the future."
"shabang" is "#!/usr/bin/perl"
"shaldannon" is "married!"
"shawshank" is "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/"
"shazbot" is "For shith."
"shebang" is "the #! in #!/usr/bin/perl"
"shell quote" is "Be careful! Use open, system(@list) or see http://search.cpan.org/dist/String-ShellQuote/"
"shells" is "many local LUGs offer free accounts (some just to locals/members/etc.); first 3 are free and i've heard good things.  acme is non-free and i've heard good things.  others i can't vouch:  http://www.freeshell.org/index.cgi http://www.geekshells.org/ http://www.cluenet.org/     http://blinkenshell.org/wiki/Start http://www.acmeshells.com/ http://www.rootshell.be/;   http://www.dmoz.org/Computers/Internet/Chat/IRC/Shell_Pr"
"sherlock method" is "See test case"
"sheyala" is "ERROR - undefined"
"shit" is "Clean it up!"
"shitcock" is "http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/"
"shithead" is "Somewhere in the mysterious deep South of the US, a black woman decided to name her kid shuh-TEED (the pronounciation), spelled s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d."
"shlomif flickr" is "http://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/"
"shlomif music" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/ ; http://eskimo.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/"
"shlomif networking problem" is "http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/7034.html"
"shlomif photos" is "http://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/"
"shlomif vim tips" is "http://shlomif.livejournal.com/tag/vim and http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/tag/vim"
"shoe or bottle" is "Pounding A Nail: Old Shoe or Glass Bottle? http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/archive/2005/05/25/408925.aspx"
"shootout" is "http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/"
"show code" is "Show us the shortest _real code_ example that demonstrates your problem. An edited or shortened example almost definitely doesn't tell us what we need to know to help you."
"show me your references" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col68.html"
"shuffle" is "use the Util::List module, or perl -le 'sub shuffle{my $aref = shift;my $i;for($i = @$aref; --$i;){my $j = int rand($i + 1);@$aref[$j,$i] = @$aref[$i,$j];}}@array = qw(A 2 3 4 5 6);shuffle(\@array);print @array;'"
"sigils" is "sigils are the characters before variables, functions, and other things: $ @ % & *"
"sili" is "a lazy transexual nazi eskimo anarchist antichrist sexist with cherry pits for balls that have the testosterone to power the NFL who gets icicles on his pussy when the temperature drops below 25°C"
"sili's favorite language" is "Lojban"
"sili's girl" is "See 1337 h4x0r."
"sili_" is "HATES WOMEN"
"sillyness" is "eval: perlbot: sillyness"
"simcop" is "Your insults lack wit and creativity."
"simcop2387" is " No, nuts that my recovery attempted failed"
"simpcop2387" is "a Crazy old bat who programs CGI in ASM"
"simple module tutorial" is "Simple Module Tutorial: http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=102347"
"skids" is "another word for fail"
"sknox" is "Missing In Action"
"slackware" is "slackware 10.0 released!"
"slackware Slackware 10.0" is "released!"
"slang dictionary" is "The Online Slang Dictionary - http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/"
"sleepycoder" is " Ahh...  Well, when I make the mistake of acting like I know more than is average and I get ripped apart by those that do, I usually pretend I recently learned English. ;p  "
"slice" is "my @oses = qw/freebsd openbsd netbsd linux/; my @favorites = @oses[0..2];  # saves freebsd, openbsd, and netbsd to @favorites"
"slurp" is "http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2003/11/21/slurp.html  Use File::Slurp, or some code like this: my $file_contents = do { local $/; <$fh> } #"
"slut" is "A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"slut barbie" is "My nipples are HARD!"
"small cats" is "oh just fucking die already"
"smart people" is " i know but people who code php are not as smart as the perl ppl"
"smart questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"smb" is "Super Mario Brothers"
"smokes mad chronic" is "that's right."
"smop" is "Simple Matter of Programming"
"snafu" is "situation normal all fucked up"
"snoop0x7b" is "dead sexy"
"so" is "that the job of?"
"so what do you know" is "Everything I know can be found at http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"soap" is "avoid SOAP::Lite, try SOAP::WSDL or XML::Compile::SOAP for more modern takes on the protocol"
"socket" is "Socket, sockaddr_in, sockaddr_un, inet_aton, inet_ntoa - load the C socket.h defines and structure manipulators - http://search.cpan.org/author/JHI/perl-5.8.0/ext/Socket/Socket.pm"
"socks" is "SOCKS is an Internet protocol that allows client-server applications to transparently use the services of a network firewall. SOCKS is an abbreviation for "SOCKetS""
"soco" is ""See CRAN""
"software wars" is "http://mshiltonj.com/software_wars/"
"sort" is "A Fresh Look at Efficient Perl Sorting:  http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html"
"sorthash" is "sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;"
"source" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"speed of light" is "299,792,458 m/s"
"spinner" is "perl -e'$|++; 1 while select("","","",.04), print "\b", qw(/ - \ |)[$i++%4]'"
"spino" is "spino e' il drogato del canale"
"spoke" is "So I did."
"spoolay" is "spoolay is a commie"
"spudnuts" is "donuts made from potato flour"
"sqlite" is "SQLite is a small C library that implements a self-contained, embeddable, zero-configuration SQL database engine.  Can be used in conjunction with Perl via the DBI and DBD::SQLite modules"
"squentin" is "squentin is the one who claims ownership of  http://gmusicbrowser.sourceforge.net"
"ssdd" is "same shit, different day"
"st" is "Schwartzian Transform at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html"
"stab" is "bleed"
"star-eye" is "Try this: star-eye, classify (word)"
"start learning" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=284175"
"stat" is "($dev,$ino,$mode,$nlink,$uid,$gid,$rdev,$size,$atime,$mtime,$ctime,$blksize,$blocks) = stat($_);"
"statistics" is "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."
"stats" is "http://irclogs.space-lab.us/perlstats.html"
"step 1" is "No matter what, step 1 is always "Check the Error Log""
"stevejobs" is "cums in 5 flavors"
"stfu" is "no, YOU shut up! See http://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/b8/Stfu_teller.gif"
"stfw" is "rtfm has a younger cousin named stfw.  If you are reading this, surely someone thinks you should Search the Fucking Web before asking any more questions"
"sth" is "sssth? do you have a leaky tire? a snake stuck in your mouth? a lisp? say that word how it reads,  ssssith."
"stipid shit" is "good"
"stm" is "software transactional memory"
"stoopid" is "no, ur"
"stop saying script" is "a script is what you give to the actors; a program is what you give to the audience"
"strawberry" is "http://strawberryperl.com/ the best version of perl for the winidows"
"strawberry perl" is "part of the Vanilla Perl Project to provide a binary distribution of Perl for the Windows operating system. It includes a bundled compiler and pre-installed modules that offer the ability to install XS CPAN modules directly from CPAN."
"strict" is "Perl strictures - http://perldoc.perl.org/strict.html"
"string similarity" is "String::Similarity, Text::Similarity, Algorithm::HowSimilar, Text::Levenshtein, Text::LevenshteinXS, Text::WagnerFischer, Text::Brew, String::Approx"
"stuff" is "hi %nick%"
"stupid" is "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
"stupidity" is ""Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.""
"stupidly long factoid names" is "q/apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?"/"
"subversion" is "http://subversion.tigris.org/ - a compelling replacement for CVS."
"succinctness" is "Paul Graham's "Succinctness is Power" - http://www.paulgraham.com/power.html"
"suck it" is "ok!"
"suck my does" is "anything for you my sexy lady!"
"suck my penis" is "FUCK NO %nick%"
"sucks" is "fuck you, little cock sucking whore."
"sudo" is "Provides limited super user privileges to specific users"
"suffer" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sufferin fer bufferin" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sufferin from bufferin" is "Try ibuprofen instead!"
"suffering" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"suffering from blabbering" is "STFU already"
"suffering from buffering" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sun" is "a star"
"sup" is "&sup"
"supybot" is "Supybot ist ein dummer Bot"
"supybot, , !botwar" is "GnurdyGuy: !botwar"
"svk" is "http://svk.bestpractical.com/view/HomePage"
"swahili phrasebook" is "anticipationg"
"switch" is "Yaakov> Don't use Switch, it is canned hate."
"syn" is "ack"
"syntax error" is "You can't just make shit up and expect it to work!"
"szabgab" is "Gabor Szabo - http://www.szabgab.com/ - The Israeli Head Perl Monger"
"taint" is "perldoc perlsec"
"talk to buu" is "buu: hi"
"tanstaafl" is "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
"taocp" is "The Art Of Computer Programming, http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/taocp.html"
"tbh" is "too be honest"
"tchrist" is "Tom Christiansen, Perl programmer and author, http://www.perl.com/pub/au/Christiansen_Tom, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Christiansen"
"tcl" is "LISP on Drugs. Using Strings of S-Expressions for Closures is Evil with one of these gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of Chapters."
"technion" is "http://www.technion.ac.il/ ; A Technological University in Haifa, Israel."
"tell Khisanth that he" is "a crapweasel."
"tell buu buu" is "my little bitch."
"tell me about your mother" is "You're not my psychiatrist!"
"template" is "HTML::Template, Template Toolkit, Text::Template, Petal, ClearSilver..."
"templating" is "Choosing a Templating System: http://perl.apache.org/docs/tutorials/tmpl/comparison/comparison.html"
"templating system" is "Choosing a Templating System: http://perl.apache.org/docs/tutorials/tmpl/comparison/comparison.html"
"tensteps" is "Ten Steps to Perl Mastery: http://www.livejournal.com/users/exbrend/553.html"
"terminal" is "http://www.cs.utk.edu/~shuford/terminal_index.html"
"test" is "this is a test"
"test Return: 1" is "eval: print 'test '"
"test case" is "Break your problem down into the least amount needed to reproduce. If you don't find the problem by then, it will be easier for someone else to find it."
"test tutorial" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/Test-Simple/lib/Test/Tutorial.pod"
"test123" is ""
"testcase" is "Break apart the problem into the smallest amount of code needed to reproduce the problem. If the answer is not apparent by then, at least you've made it easier to help."
"testdcc" is "DCC SEND LOLLERCOPTER"
"testeval" is "eval: "woot""
"testing" is "Write Automated Tests! http://perl-qa.hexten.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page"
"text embedded Perl" is "HTML::Mason, ePerl (largely abandoned by the original author), Embperl, Text::Template"
"text-embedded Perl" is "HTML::Mason, ePerl (largely abandoned by the original author), Embperl, Text::Template"
"text2hex" is "eval: join "", map { unpack "H2", pack "j", ord($_) } split '', q/YOUR TEXT HERE/;"
"thank you" is "if you really wanted to thank me, you would give me a blowjob"
"thanks" is "If you want to thank us, help out the perl community by sending some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to The Perl Foundation. http://donate.perlfoundation.org/"
"thanx" is "What, you can't take an extra second or two to type "Thanks" instead?"
"that" is "true =)"
"that ZogG" is "stupid one"
"that wendall911" is "cool"
"the Camel" is "The O'reilly book about Perl"
"the absolute answer" is "dongs"
"the funniest perldoc" is "perllol"
"the game" is "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME"
"the open() works, the first print line works, the second" is "ignored, and the close works properly."
"the person sho should be coding in binary" is "actually working using electronic components instead :-P"
"the randal schwartz experiment" is "point your podcatcher at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/rss or your web browser at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/view"
"theboss" is "buu"
"this" is "kinda of hacky not sure if its any better than using a goto.... but I while loop it on ($something == 1) { } and then set $something to 0 from within the calculation when it was really finished tiny bit... well lol"
"thisisatest" is "thisisiatest"
"thoth on CGI" is "http://pound.perl.org/RTFM/thoth-anti-cgi-rant.html"
"threads" is "Friends don't let friends use threads ; Elizabeth on Threads - http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=288022"
"three questions" is "what do you have?  what do you get?  what do you expect?"
"thx" is "TEH CHANNEL IS LISTENING - donate to the Perl Foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"tias" is "Try It And See: the best way to learn if something works."
"time" is "($sec,$min,$hour,$mday,$mon,$year,$wday,$yday,$isdst)=localtime(time);  OR Modules: Time::Format, Time::Tiny, etc."
"timtoady" is "TIMTOWTDI: There is more than one way to do it"
"timtowtdiw" is "There Is More Than One Way To Do It Wrong"
"tizag" is "Tizag is the worst Perl tutorial on the Intertubes.  RUN AWAY."
"tl;dr" is "Too Long; Didn't Read"
"tlm" is "an uberly hawt chick"
"tlorcopb" is "There's loads of random crap on perlbot."
"tmrfe" is "The Man Responsible For Everything -- Sometimes you DO have someone to blame."
"tmtowtdi" is "The Perl motto: There's more than one way to do it! Also pronounced as timtoady (which is also Larry's nick on IRC)"
"tnx" is "If you are going to say "thanks," AT LEAST TYPE THE WHOLE DAMN WORD!"
"to global ignore list kuber" is "kuber has been added to the global ignore list, have a nice day"
"to hacker" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker"
"tobmoox" is "teh pwnz0r"
"todd" is " you know i do have alot of homosexual tendencies"
"tomasu" is " I currently scrape google for my !gdefine command.. its changed a couple times."
"tongus" is "swahili for "You, me, a quart of 40-weight.  Let's go.""
"too late" is "You are asking for help too late.  You aren't asking for help to solve your problem but to make your misguided solution work.  Please tell us about the *problem*, not your problematic solution, and we'll try to help."
"topic paste" is "Please use the pastebin in the topic. thrig wrote a handy utility to easily download pastes from that site which makes it easy for people to help you."
"topicsmite" is "And the wrath of /TOPIC descended with terrible fury upon topicsmite.  And all the people marvelled, saying, Behold, we too should read the /TOPIC, lest we be stricken.  And all the people read the /TOPIC, and went away edified."
"tot" is "something flight16 made up"
"total moron" is "someone who comes into #perl and doesn't want to learn perl"
"touch jagerman" is "pffft. fuck that"
"tr" is "The transliteration operator.  Same as y///.  See 'perldoc perlop' for more info"
"translate english to american tarmac" is "asphalt"
"trashcat" is "trashcat is not amused"
"trepanation" is "http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/trepan/"
"trey" is "Ask me about TreyHarris."
"trim" is "to trim, do:  s/^\s+//, s/\s+$// for $string;"
"troll" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll and http://www.flayme.com/troll/"
"trolleyed" is "Derived from when your mate has drunk too much and lost consciousness so to get him home you thieve a shopping trolley and put him in it."
"true" is "Anything that isn't false. see "false""
"try" is "Did you try it?  What did it do?  What was the expected result?  Always try out your code before asking "will this work?" or "what will this do?""
"try it" is "Did you try it?  What did it do?  What was the expected result?  Always try out your code before asking "will this work?" or "what will this do?""
"trying some stupidCRAP" is "stupid"
"tsm" is "THAT'S SO MOFINO"
"tt" is "the Template Toolkit - http://search.cpan.org/dist/Template-Toolkit/, http://www.template-toolkit.org/"
"tubgirl" is "Your mom is a frickin tubgirl"
"tuit" is "http://www.perlfoundation.org/perl5/index.cgi?tuit"
"tumble weed" is "see cabage"
"turing" is "Alan Turing: codebreaker, strange visionary and a gay man before his time"
"turtle" is "c/,,\"
"turtles" is "M/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ # TURTLE POWAH"
"tutorial" is "http://interglacial.com/~sburke/pub/perl.html | http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://perl.com/cs/user/query/q/6?id_topic=74 | http://learn.perl.org/ | http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/ | http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/"
"tutorials" is "http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://perl.com/cs/user/query/q/6?id_topic=74 | http://learn.perl.org/ | http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"tux" is "tux mea pux"
"twitter" is "the dumbest thing since sliced horse manure"
"two questions" is "1. what do the docs say?  2. what happens when you try it?"
"tx" is "TEXAS, or if you meant to say "thanks," AT LEAST TYPE THE WHOLE DAMN WORD!"
"tybalt89" is "Rick's website that contains links to ws and RicksWM: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/"
"tyler-" is "a mildly gay tattoo person, it seems like it would suit me perfectly."
"typi24h" is "SAMS Teach Yourself Perl in 24 Hours http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=262603"
"u" is "'u' is a letter of the alphabet that comes before 'v' and which can make a variety of sounds - likely, however, if I am asked about it, you're wanting me to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID using 'u' instead of 'you' will appear.  You can wean yourself of this habit by silently pronouncing it to yourself as 'oo' when you are typing it, and then you will realize how stupid you look."
"u r hawt" is "Leave me alone."
"u2" is "u is a letr of abcs it goes b4 v n makes alot uf words - ure wanting me to say how DUMB using 'u' 4 'u' is. u cn stp this bi loudly saying it to urself as 'oo' when u are txting it, and u see how stoopid u look."
"ubajas" is "obvious troll is obvious"
"ubuntu" is "ubuntu - a "user friendly" and incompatible Debian fork, with too much attitude and Ubuntu Hardy Heron is the new WinME."
"ubuntu dead" is ""Ubuntu is Dead" - http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/11379.html"
"ugly code" is "http://ruler.student.utwente.nl/csshorror.jpg"
"uh" is "uh..."
"uh..." is "uh..."
"und[3]r" is "a scriptkiddie. do NOT help him."
"undecided" is "well, it's undecided, it could be anything, eh."
"unf" is "ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME"
"unfair" is ""forced to exist in this world of doltish ignorant cretins and liars with selfish motives"
"unfortunately, chanServCheck" is "disabled in my configuration"
"unhelpful factoid" is "unhelpful"
"unicode" is "http://p3rl.org/UNI"
"uniducks" is "o≺ o≺ o≺ o≺  QUAAACK"
"uninstall" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/#s6.7 or http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=716861"
"unix" is "der vorgänger von linux"
"unreadable" is "a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"unrelated" is "Nothing is unrelated code. The bug could be anywhere! Please paste as much of your code as your NDA allows you to."
"untaint" is "perldoc perlsec"
"upd" is "... scanning: host: 1.2.1.2 port: 445 ... host: 1.2.1.1 port: 445  PORT OPEN !!! ... (...) ... upd has left this channel ("sux no help.")."
"uppercase PERL" is "Protecting Escarpment Rural Lands at perlofburlington.org"
"ups song" is "ups song is http://www.cs.kent.ac.uk/people/staff/mcw/php/upssong.html"
"upside down!" is "¡umop apisdn"
"ur" is "Just as bad as u. See u."
"ur mom" is "http://xkcd.com/366/"
"ur problem" is "Ur has ANOTHER problem? they need to elect a new mayor there or that city will go down in flames."
"use arms" is ""One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. ME 9:341"
"use qmail instead" is "The "Use qmail instead" Syndrome is http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/computers/web/use-qmail-instead/"
"use warnings" is "Use "use warnings;", Luke! See http://perldoc.perl.org/warnings.html"
"useful local" is "Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"useless use of cat" is "http://sial.org/howto/shell/useless-cat/"
"user" is "Gut, du bist nicht als root eingeloggt. Braver user"
"user-cpan" is "http://www.dcc.fc.up.pt/~pbrandao/aulas/0203/AR/modules_inst_cpan.html"
"usercpan" is "http://www.dcc.fc.up.pt/~pbrandao/aulas/0203/AR/modules_inst_cpan.html"
"utf8" is "Usage: utf8 {utf8 character|hex codepoint}.  Also see jagerman's terminal-based version at http://jagerman.com/utf8"
"utf8 U+203d" is "‽ - U+203D INTERROBANG. Unicode category: General Punctuation.  Codepoint: 8253 (decimal) 0b100000_00111101 (binary)"
"utf8 heart" is "♡"
"utsl" is "Use the Source, Luke"
"uunix" is "der vorgänger von linux"
"uuoc" is "Use(less|ful) use of 'cat'"
"v" is "v++"
"value in array" is "http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=371938"
"vamp" is "http://www.slash7.com/articles/2006/12/22/vampires"
"vanilla perl" is "vanilla perl at http://vanillaperl.com/"
"var vars" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variable" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variable name" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variables" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"varvar" is "Why it's stupid to `use a variable as a variable name' - http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html keywords: softref"
"varvarname" is "Why it's stupid to `use a variable as a variable name' - http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"vasiliyb" is " i r want to spam u, go to my website!"
"vayde" is "Nik Ogura, aka bengchoi, aka Nik, is a WebGUI padawan learner"
"version" is "What, do you think I'm a bot or something?"
"versions" is "Sort::Versions is useful for handling version numbers, particularly those of non-Perl packages."
"vi" is "vi is a modal text editor.  One where it fucks up your text, and one where it beeps."
"vigor" is "http://vigor.sourceforge.net/"
"villian" is ""He says to me, he says to me, 'You got STYLE, baby. But if you're going to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go I says YEAH, baby. A gimmick, that's it. High explosives. Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!""
"vim" is "A highly functional, pluggable, programmable programmer's editor. Available for many platforms; see http://www.vim.org/ or http://vi-improved.org or http://mamchenkov.net/wordpress/2004/05/10/vim-for-perl-developers/"
"vim for perl developers" is "http://mamchenkov.net/wordpress/2004/05/10/vim-for-perl-developers/"
"vim for perl programming" is "http://mamchenkov.net/blog/item/vim_for_perl_developers"
"virii" is "virii is an incorrect plural of virus - http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/plural-of-virus.html"
"virtueinfo" is "http://www.maths.adelaide.edu.au/cmc/tutorials/perlintro/x175.html"
"virtues" is "Laziness, Impatience, Hubris, Diligence, Patience and Humility"
"vista" is "http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/02"
"vl4d2" is "leet"
"vrby" is "the matrix overlord"
"wank" is "/CTCP ACTION #perl wanks it"
"wanna love me" is "YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE A**!!!"
"wark" is ":\/ WAAAAAARK"
"warnock" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warnock%27s_Dilemma"
"was last seen 16 seconds ago, saying "One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me," is "it proper to ask first whether one should ..." in #perl on FreeNode."
"wassercrats" is "http://www.geocities.com/wassercrats/"
"wasting time" is "GAY!"
"wayttd" is "What Are You Trying To Do?"
"wd" is "https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/60/"
"weather" is "http://www.weather.com"
"web 2.0" is "A hype term thrown about first by ORA and subsequently severly abused by advertisers and people who dont know what they are talking about. It actually refers to the idea of interacting with web delivered content, often user-generated. Very misleading and misused, just like "High Definition""
"web frameworks" is "CGI-Application, CGI-Application-Plus, CGI-Builder, CGI-Prototype, Jifty, Catalyst, Mojo, Gantry, AxKit, WebGUI"
"web techniques" is "Web Techniques by Merlyn (Randal L. Schwartz): http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/WebTechniques/"
"webcam" is "BETH HAS NO NAKED WEBCAM... yet (ask her some more)"
"webgui bugs" is "http://www.webgui.org/bugs"
"webgui wiki" is "http://wiki.webgui.org"
"webgui_rfes" is "http://www.webgui.org/rfes"
"weed" is "is bad"
"wendall911" is "cool"
"what are you" is "I am a Chrisbot"
"what did you do to oblio" is "I ate him."
"what do ducks yell when they need to duck?" is "CHICKEN"
"what do you know" is "I know everything"
"what do you know?" is "I know that you are an idiot!"
"what kind of bot" is "you?"
"what time" is "it, mister wolf?!"
"what'd'ya know?" is "http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"what's up" is "nothing much"
"what's wrong with this" is "What you're going to say next, since we're not psychic and often can't figure out what you mean unless the code is very broken (in which case you should go back to your book)."
"whats ivantis' alias" is "ivantis2, not ivantis_"
"when" is "the clock change?"
"when Stijn stopped using Microsoft" is "Juli 21st 2005"
"when zoffix quit crack" is "January 10th 2005"
"when zoffix quit ecstasy" is "October 31st 2005"
"when zoffix quit weed" is "August 4th 2006"
"where" is "purl?"
"where are you" is "in ur base, killin ur dudes"
"where are you?" is "I'm laying on the ground, because Caether kicked me out of the window."
"where the fuck" is "Altreus is a small cat"
"where's apeiron" is "http://loxosceles.org/misc/APEIRONS_LAST_TEN_MINUTES.txt"
"where's elvis" is "where you left him"
"whereami" is "freenode."
"whiteghos1" is "[see whiteghost]"
"whiteghost" is "... ...  i ry to thng of a tool i can make for exploit bugs in windows but  - can't think of one right now."
"whitenoyce" is " hey bitches help me scrape the search engines for email addresses"
"who" is "what?"
"who are you" is "i am you as you are we and i am he and we are all together"
"who da man?" is "You da man and that's the problem!"
"who're you gonna call" is "Ghostbusters!"
"who's hot" is "not you, of course!"
"who's jeremy" is "Jeremy Fincher is a Python bigot!"
"who's your daddy" is "Chris62vw is"
"why" is "why is how you pronounce 'y' in English"
"why do you suck so bad" is "because ender touches himself at night"
"why perl" is "if you have to ask you wouldn't undesrtand"
"why think ahead" is "Because studies show there's a 99% chance of things backfiring into your testicles if you don't."
"wiifm" is "What's in it for me."
"wikibook" is "wikibooks.org"
"wikibooks" is "wikibooks.org"
"wikis" is "wikis can be found here, and other placeshttp://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WikiEngines"
"windows" is "Windows is a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit GUI based on a 8 bit operating system, written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company which can not stand 1 bit of competition"
"windoze!" is "winders sucks!"
"wiofy" is "Work it out for yourself"
"wireshark" is "Wireshark - http://www.wireshark.org/ - A GUI Protocol Analyser"
"wisdimb" is "What is Somni doing in my bathroom?"
"woman" is "The woman is passive. She waits for his initiation, judging him in everything he does. She waits for him to kiss her, not resisting but always silently judging. Always judging. Always silently. And when he finally fails to meet her expectations, he won't get an explanation, he won't know why this one slipped through his fingers, leaving only a final papercut on his heart."
"womble" is "Wombling free.  or Wimbledon"
"women" is "The woman is passive. She waits for his initiation, judging him in everything he does. She waits for him to kiss her, not resisting but always silently judging. Always judging. Always silently. And when he finally fails to meet her expectations, he won't get an explanation, he won't know why this one slipped through his fingers, leaving only a final papercut on his heart."
"woo woo" is "Youwannat woo WOOO, knowumsain?  http://jagerman.com/woowoo.wmv"
"woowoo" is "WOOWOO http://jagerman.com/woowoo.wmv"
"work" is "All work and no play makes Zoffix a dumb boy."
"workbench on php" is " All they need is some horsey unreadable typeface to complete the design nightmare."
"works" is "Good.  I'm glad that your program is a productive member of society, generating value for its fellow men.  Now, would you mind telling us exactly what it is doing wrong, what you expect, and otherwise enough actual useful information to help you debug your problem?"
"wotup" is "word"
"wp" is "Wikipedia, try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki for the English one (or http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki for Dutch)"
"write lines" is "You write bytes not lines - http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch20s03.html#id3015538"
"write only" is "write-only is a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl-programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"write-only" is "write-only is a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl-programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"wrong" is "You made a mistake when you thought you had a way to solve your problem.  Now that "solution" has become your problem.  Let's start over and solve the real problem instead of the one that you caused."
"wrong channel" is "Why are you asking that question here?  Ask that question in the appropriate channel.  While we are smart and might know the answer, this does not give you permission to ask off topic questions here"
"wrong tool" is "Cannot run out of Perl. There is infinite Perl. You are finite. Perlbot is finite. This... is wrong tool. No, not good. No, never use this."
"ws" is "Rick's tiny 34 line web server: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/ws description is here: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/wsdesc.html"
"wtf" is "who/what/where/why/when the fuck"
"wtf license" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WTFPL"
"wtfpl" is "see wtf license"
"wts" is "Wanting to Sell"
"wump" is "gumbybrain: don't let iank dongify you!"
"www.robsite.de" is "Ich war noch nicht auf dieser Seite"
"wxperl" is "wxperl is the perl bindings for wxwidget"
"x03" is "x03 likes to be highlighted"
"x86" is "cheap whore"
"xampp" is "Xampp land (Apache Friends) includes and sets up apache, mysql, php, and perl at the same time, but perl just includes perl"
"xchat" is "X-Chat - a sophisticated graphical IRC client. See http://www.xchat.org/ or http://www.silverex.org/ for a Windows port."
"xhtml" is "don't use XHTML unless you know WHY you need it. : http://xrl.us/bcdcg"
"xml" is "Don't parse xml with regular expressions! Use a real parser.  If your response begins "that's overkill.  i only want to..." you are wrong.  http://perl-xml.sf.net/faq/ and http://www.xml.com/pub/a/2000/04/05/feature/ (XML parser comparisons)"
"xmlterm" is "http://xmlterm.org/"
"xmonad" is "a tiling X window manager written in Haskell"
"xp_prg's version of love" is "to really, really, really like someone, also how you feel when you watch TV"
"xpath" is "XML::LibXML, XML::XPath."
"xtat" is " you know i do have alot of homosexual tendencies"
"xtat pics" is "http://gallery.pichars.org"
"xtmdster" is "perlbot xtmdster is"
"xy prolem" is "They ask you about prolems, but that's because they really wanted to type problems but think prolems will mean the same thing and all of the time they are WRONG"
"xyz problem" is "They ask how to do Z, but that's because they think they want to do Y and think that Z will get them there, but really it's because they're a lunkhead, and that's the main (X) problem"
"ya but, f00li5h" is "also an mst clone who likes cats."
"yaakov blog" is "yaakov's blog is http://kovaya.com/miscellany"
"yapc" is "YAPC::NA is here: http://conferences.mongueurs.net/yn2008/"
"yapc::na" is "YAPC::NA is here: http://conferences.mongueurs.net/yn2008/"
"yarn" is "string"
"ydiw" is "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."
"yeah, but the syntax makes more sense" is "what i'm saying, by far. I want to be able to use | / & for bitmasks :P"
"yes" is "No!"
"yhbt" is "YHBT is "You Have Been Trolled""
"yiff" is "equivalent to fuck"
"yo momma" is "a charming lady of grace"
"yoda about perl" is "http://www.python.org/doc/Humor.html#yoda"
"you are broken" is "yes please"
"you are full of bug" is "yes, I know"
"you suck" is ":("
"you think it" is "possible to create a IO::Socket::INET object with"
"you're" is "See http://i34.tinypic.com/js0mfc.jpg"
"you're a bot?" is "No, i'm not a freaking motherfucking bot!"
"your" is "A genitive second person singular in English. Or, if I'm being asked about it, it is likely to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID confusing "your" and "you're" appears.  See http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your and http://i34.tinypic.com/js0mfc.jpg"
"your daddy" is "Chris62vw"
"your doco" is "in sad shape"
"your face" is "is ugly"
"your family tree" is "just a giant braid!"
"your mum" is "so fat"
"your problem" is "When your problem becomes my problem eliminating you is the easiest way to solve my problem."
"youtube ping pong fire" is "http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFHM3PNZ4N0"
"yuiop" is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
"yw" is "yw == you're welcome"
"zero but true" is ""0E0""
"zofbot" is "http://zofbot.freehostia.com"
"zoffix" is "Zoffix not only crunches babies, but he crunches internet radio too and the urn man: http://zoffix.com/new/GumbyBRAIN-perl-urn-engraving/"
"zoidberg" is "The best shell ever, allows you to use perl directly on the commandline to manipulate things.  Homepage at http://www.pardus.nl/projects/zoidberg/"
"|404NoTFounD|" is "|404NoTFounD|"
"Ï€" is "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865"
"♥" is "<3 (sorry, I'm an old-fashioned bot)"
"失敗" is "FAIL"
"涼宮�ルヒ" is "HAWT"
"crksht" is "pesky pencapper"
"webgui_bugs" is "http://www.webugi.org/bugs"